“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The man who should be Batman

If you haven’t watched a Scott Adkins film, he’s basically the king of martial arts B-movies these days – and some of those movies are actually very good. One of my favourites is Boyka: Undisputed, in which Mr. Adkins plays the dark anti-hero Yuriy...

Either shut up or start shooting already

An article from Stanley Kurtz in The National Review illustrates precisely why the Bowtie Brigades of both intellectual and practical conservatism are superannuated relics who have failed in almost every conceivable way: What follows from that? If you deny the fruits...

Monday morning in CHAZ

Mondays. Enough said, really. But, seeing as how Americans in the country and most of all in Washington state need to get to work and bring home the bacon – the REAL kind, not the disgusting tasteless crap that vegans think is “bacon” – so...

The mighty kingdom of CHAD

Now that we have officially entered the Time of Suckage, as told by the Mad Prophet Johnny Ringo, perhaps we can all lighten the mood a little and look at some fantastic new developments. The headlines these days read like satire, so let’s turn to an...

This is how civil wars start

#BasedTucker has been on an absolute rampage of late – not surprising given the sheer amount of material that he has to work with these days – and his rant from last night was a thing of beauty to behold: So let me get this straight: The residents of...

The revolution will be televised

Lord Razor of the Fist Clan has exceeded even his excellent, and loquacious, standards with his latest rant about the Communist origins of the current obsession with “canceling” everything that the woke mob dislikes: He is, as usual, 100% correct. His...

The father could be reached for comment

Chaps, remember how last week I posted up a story about a serious thot who banged at least 50 guys while deeply depressed over losing out on a reality TV show called Bachelor in Paradise, or some such? The Soviet Man, Nikolai Vladivostok, channeled Aaron Clarey...

Monday morning crocodile feeding

Boys, there ain’t no way to get around it – Mondays SUUUUUUUCK. Which, of course, means that it’s time for another installment of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, to make it all better. This week’s installment is a few hours late because...

Storming the walls of death

You wouldn’t know it from all of the headlines concerning riots and madness infecting the entire Western world right now, but today marks the 76th anniversary of the start of the massive Allied invasion of France. That invasion started with the assault on the...