“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The sound of your spine snapping

by | Aug 12, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

That is what you will very likely hear one day if you are ever stupid enough to take up CrossFit: There are plenty of reasons to make fun of CrossFit. From a powerlifter’s perspective, the stupidest thing, by far, about CrossFit is the fact that it combines...

Nuke it from orbit

by | Aug 11, 2018 | Uncategorized

Terry Crews is not someone that you would pin as a victim of sexual harassment or molestation. The dude was a pro footballer for a long time. Upon retiring from what was evidently a decent, though not outstanding, 6-year career in the NFL, he worked hard at becoming a...

TransMoggrification

by | Aug 10, 2018 | Christianity, Uncategorized

The more I see and hear of a certain back-bench MP from Somerset named Jacob Rees-Mogg, the more I like him: Well now. This is a chap that I can definitely support. It is not just the upper-crust stuffy Eton-Oxbridge accent which I like – I am actually a big fan...

Gamma smackdown

by | Aug 6, 2018 | Uncategorized

This is what happens when a whiny little bitch who works for the Clown News Network tries to play hardball with adults in the Administratum of the God-Emperor: It is obvious within about ten seconds that professional whinger Jim Acosta is simply too short for the...

Making Sandford Great Again

by | Aug 2, 2018 | Uncategorized

Does anyone remember an absolutely brilliant British film from 2007 called Hot Fuzz? It was, and remains, one of the best buddy-cop movies ever made, and it is a perfect example of Simon Pegg doing what he does best – making people laugh so hard that their sides...

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

by | Jul 31, 2018 | Uncategorized

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Monday morning media mauling

by | Jul 30, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized

Monday. GOTT VERDAMMT. Welp, it had to happen. So here are some pictures, many of which are courtesy of PowerLine’s WIP series, to help ease the pain. Oh yeah, and there is a hot girl in here somewhere. As well as some gratuitous gun porn, some lifting...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

by | Jul 30, 2018 | Uncategorized

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...