“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

What “Golden Age”?

Of all of the lies told by Islamic apologists to defend their chosen “religion” – really a political ideology, and a particularly violent and noxious one, wrapped in the mantle of faith and ritual – one of the absolute worst is the notion that...

Friday T&A: Buda or Pest? Edition

Another week, another Friday, and another chance to post up pictures of hot girls to kick off the weekend in the right way. Y’know, sometimes this whole shitposting thing is a lot of fun. This week’s particular example of the beauties of the female...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Caption contest

No, not the picture – this. (Wait until the dog shows up – you’ll see what I mean). A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jul 23, 2018 at 8:14pm PDT Your captions in the comments below. +500 innernetz to whoever comes up with the funniest...

And now for a physics lesson

In cartoon physics, that is: Class, just remember the Three Laws of Cartoon Physics for the exam: The probability of any contraption issued by the ACME Corporation actually doing its job starts at 1%, and is thereafter inversely proportional to the sheer...

Wall smash

The Wall is not merely the name of a (rather overrated) PINK FLOYD album. It is a well-known and well-discussed concept within the ‘Sphere that drives home the point that a woman’s youth, beauty, and fertility are her greatest assets – and that these...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

As Spock would say…

Fascinating: So, it turns out that detonating a giant friggin’ NUKE at the bottom of the Marianas Trench would accomplish… more or less sod all. Welp, there goes Plan A for world domination. Dammit! Now I’ll have to go figure out something even...

#BasedArab

It is pretty unusual to hear a Muslim – let alone an Arab Muslim – telling the truth about the fact that Islam has been nothing short of a disaster for Mankind in general and the West in particular – but here is one saying pretty much exactly...