“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Fartily ever after

Fartily ever after

There is a rather noxious, and honestly absolutely hilarious, story that has been trending for the past day or two, about a (really quite attractive) woman who figured out a brilliant new business model. She made $200,000 from it, in fact, before circumstances forced...
A pandemic of blind stupidity

A pandemic of blind stupidity

Many of us in these parts of teh innarwebz – myself very much included – have been quite tough on Toe Rogan for some of the inconsistent and downright silly things that he has said, on a fairly wide range of issues. His stance on Christianity, for...
The Party Post 2021

The Party Post 2021

Here we are, at long last, brothers – the dawn of the New Year. We all hope, of course, that the next year will prove to be less of an utter disaster than the previous one – but then, that’s what we said when 2021 rolled around, and look how that...
The Russkies know how to program troll-bots

The Russkies know how to program troll-bots

Say what you will about the Russians – I like them quite a lot, so I tend to be quite emphatically in favour of them (and their women, obviously) – but they really do have a sense of humour. Russian humour, however, does tend to take some effort to...
Hark now, hear, the Dark Lord sings

Hark now, hear, the Dark Lord sings

Those of us who have followed Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day the Most Merciless and Terrible for any significant length of time, are well aware of both his reputed and actual polymath abilities. This is a man who has done far more in his...
The scariest car… IN THE WORLD

The scariest car… IN THE WORLD

We do love bashing the Frogs around here, because, like James May, I generally think that “they [the French] are a bunch of treacherous, lamb-burning, work-shy peasants” and “idle Communists” who think that they have better cheese and wine than...
A spineless nation will not stand

A spineless nation will not stand

For those of us who believe in following the ACTUAL science, i.e. the daily case numbers and death rates and whatnot, the latest paroxysm of fear-driven stupidity inspired by the Moronica Strain has certainly tested our faith in the basic decency and intelligence of...
A real burden, indeed

A real burden, indeed

I’ve been saying for months now that the not-vaxxes are not-effective. And I am certainly very far from the only one making such a claim. It turns out, they are even more “not-effective” than we had originally feared. They are so...
Let there be carnage

Let there be carnage

No, not the movie, I’m not bothered about whatever Sony and Marvel have cooked up together in terms of a sequel to the, quite enjoyable, Venom movie. I’m talking here about the latest trailer to drop from Amazon’s The Grand Tour, which showcases the...
Bye-Bye Birdy!

Bye-Bye Birdy!

Of all of the American holidays, Thanksgiving was always my favourite while I was living there. It is a demonstration of everything that is best about America, and not even the best attempts of the woke wankers to disrupt it by peddling very stupid narratives about...