“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Anaconda warfare

Anaconda warfare

There has been a great deal of speculation over the past three weeks of the Russian campaign as to why they’ve been doing certain things. If you listen to the whorenalists and the presstitutes – I don’t recommend doing so, mostly for the sake of your...
“Dafuq is a stablecoin?!?!”

“Dafuq is a stablecoin?!?!”

A friend of mine over in PommieBastardLande is currently running a project involving something called stablecoins, which are basically cryptocurrencies pegged to the value of an underlying asset. Her team is trying to figure out whether there is an actual commercial...
The Lhurrd of the Rangs

The Lhurrd of the Rangs

The trailer of Amazog’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power dropped a couple of days ago, and… well, that went kind of about like you’d expect, really. Which is to say, WORSE than Faramir’s charge, on horseback, straight into the teeth of...
Employers deserve the Great Resignation

Employers deserve the Great Resignation

Much time and more ink has been spent by a large number of “journalists” (*snorts*) on the rather hot topic of the “Great Resignation”. For those of you who, like me, aren’t exactly “up” with what the Cool Kids talk about in...
An anchor went through Zuck’s glass house

An anchor went through Zuck’s glass house

No doubt most of you have seen the news already, and laughed yourselves absolutely silly in the process. For the two men and a dog who, like me, tend to be a bit thick, rather busy, and only interested in the news when we are bored out of our gourds, this comes as a...
He would have been your daddy

He would have been your daddy

So it looks like Bungie, the legendary game studio behind the even more legendary original HALO franchise, and the… ummm… perhaps somewhat less than legendary Destiny series, has finally been purchased. They were on the market for a while, actually, when...
We’re doomed

We’re doomed

Y’all remember a movie from the mid-1990s, called Outbreak, starring Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman, and Cuba Gooding, Jr.? Do you remember how that movie started? I won’t ruin it for you (especially since I personally haven’t seen the...
Deranged passions lead to deranged minds

Deranged passions lead to deranged minds

That old meme about “Hef” came to pass a few years ago, when the self-styled “playboy” finally kicked the bucket at the age of 91. Now, Christians have been losing our minds about him for decades – and with good reason, because his...
Gingerbread cookies

Gingerbread cookies

I don’t spend a whole lot of time looking for redheads, in general. Unlike many of my fair readers, I do not suffer particularly badly from gingervitis. My preferences go to brunettes, blondes, and raven-haired types – as Any Fule Kno who keeps up with the...
When the Care Bear mask slips off

When the Care Bear mask slips off

A Sri Lankan tech bazillionaire, who is a card-carrying member of the International Community of the Ever-So-Caring and Sensitive (ICOTESCAS – with thanks to LTC Tom Kratman) has gotten into all sorts of hot water, because he actually had the BALLS (or what...