“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

King Zarnulf of Hy-Bandera

King Zarnulf of Hy-Bandera

A good friend of mine grew up watching movies like Erik the Viking, which I confess I’ve never seen, and Real Genius. From those most excellent movies – this was back in the days when comedy movies were actually, y’know, FUNNY, instead of tiresome...
Merc with a mouth

Merc with a mouth

British investigator Graham Phillips – he is decidedly not a journalist, since he is actually honest, competent, and independent-minded – sat down for a chat with Aiden Eslin, aka “Cossackgundi”, the British mercenary captured by the Russians...
Mockingbird, mindwar, mindcrime

Mockingbird, mindwar, mindcrime

Have you watched the Western presstitutes of late, reporting on the Banderastani War, and wondered why the hell they all say things that seem to have absolutely ZERO connection to the reality on the ground? If you have been paying even a modicum of attention, you will...
Do androids dream of electric thots?

Do androids dream of electric thots?

The twice-weekly Instathots are something of a defining feature around here, as we all know. Now, when it comes to Instathots, I tend not to take their claims seriously in their biographies – as with ALL women, you must judge them based on what they DO, and...
The Didactic International Cryptocurrency

The Didactic International Cryptocurrency

Gentlemen! I have outstanding news for you all on this glorious spring day. Some of you may be aware that I have been extremely busy working on a few big projects for the past month. I am very pleased to announce that this particular project has now finally come to...
Make razors great again

Make razors great again

Jeremy Boreing is apparently the co-founder and, uh, “god-king” of the Littlest Chickenhawk’s media company, The Daily Wire. Recently, Harry’s Shaving Co. decided that they didn’t like the fact that the folks over at DW believe that there...
Anaconda warfare

Anaconda warfare

There has been a great deal of speculation over the past three weeks of the Russian campaign as to why they’ve been doing certain things. If you listen to the whorenalists and the presstitutes – I don’t recommend doing so, mostly for the sake of your...
“Dafuq is a stablecoin?!?!”

“Dafuq is a stablecoin?!?!”

A friend of mine over in PommieBastardLande is currently running a project involving something called stablecoins, which are basically cryptocurrencies pegged to the value of an underlying asset. Her team is trying to figure out whether there is an actual commercial...
The Lhurrd of the Rangs

The Lhurrd of the Rangs

The trailer of Amazog’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power dropped a couple of days ago, and… well, that went kind of about like you’d expect, really. Which is to say, WORSE than Faramir’s charge, on horseback, straight into the teeth of...
Employers deserve the Great Resignation

Employers deserve the Great Resignation

Much time and more ink has been spent by a large number of “journalists” (*snorts*) on the rather hot topic of the “Great Resignation”. For those of you who, like me, aren’t exactly “up” with what the Cool Kids talk about in...