“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The SANKSHUNS are highly effective

The SANKSHUNS are highly effective

I have been trying to tell just about anyone with sense enough to listen, since pretty much the middle of April, that the SANKSHUNS against those damned ROOOOOOOOSKEEES!!!, are actually useless at best and extremely counterproductive at worst. In reality, the Western...
A bridge WAY too far

A bridge WAY too far

The picture you see above was taken early yesterday by Russians on the eastern bank of the Kerch Strait, a narrow (but still significant) body of water that separates the Crimean Peninsula from the Russian mainland. It shows the results of an attempt by the Ukrainian...
On this week’s episode of Lvov Boat…

On this week’s episode of Lvov Boat

Back in May, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant offered up a few thoughts about a thot who arrived on the shores of PommieBastardLande from Banderastan, and proceeded to break up a family in the space of just 10 days. This turned into an evolving soap...
We wuz Alves ‘n’ shiet!

We wuz Alves ‘n’ shiet!

Amazog’s The Lhurrd of the Rangz has been out for a couple of days now (apparently), and like most of you, I just couldn’t give a toss. We’ve all got better things to do than watch this pile of steaming dogshit created by people who know nothing...
The other side of the anime god

The other side of the anime god

In this week’s Great Mondaydact Browser Beater, the videos of #BasedTucker’s specials featured several long segments in which he interviewed one Andrew Tate. Up until about two weeks ago, I had never heard of the guy, which tells you just hoe ignorant I am...
The voice of the people

The voice of the people

Seeing as how Bozo BoJo – once known, somewhat affectionately, around here as Boris the Floppy-Haired Sheepadoodle before he turned out to be precisely the kind of blithering idiot that he himself suspected he was – is on his way out, it is well past time...
Manoeuvre war and 404

Manoeuvre war and 404

When it comes to the 404 War, if you only listen to the American side through the mouthpieces of the Pentaloons and the State Department, you will come away with the distinct impression that the US military does not take the Russian military at all seriously. The...
Lies, damned lies, and 404 reporting

Lies, damned lies, and 404 reporting

My opinion of whorenalists and presstitutes has gotten progressively worse over the past 7 years, but every time that I think it has hit bottom, somehow, these people manage to plumb ever lower depths of mendacity. At this point, it is entirely reasonable to argue...
Warm fuzzies

Warm fuzzies

A rather piquant video has been making the rounds on teh innarwebz, showing a Federal BATFE agent being arrested and tased by local police in the USA for, basically, being a colossal arse. The whole clip is well worth enjoying in full, simply to get a feeling for the...
“We gotta eject, Mav!!!”

“We gotta eject, Mav!!!”

Gentlemen, have any of you ever tried ground turducken? This is a particularly weird kind of “pseudo-roast” that comes from stuffing a deboned chicken into a deboned duck into a deboned turkey. Apparently, this odd concoction is popular in certain parts of...