“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning sloppy sequels

Monday morning sloppy sequels

Here we are at yet another Monday – the never-ending sequel that somehow always manages to make the instalment before it seem better than it actually was. And on that subject, it does appear as though 2025 is going to be the year in which Hollyweird FINALLY...
Monday morning Monster Mash

Monday morning Monster Mash

Well, we somehow managed to make it through the weekend without the world coming to an end, which in and of itself is something of an achievement. All I can say is that Drumpf destroyed a lot more than he thought on Friday morning. Instead of taking out Iran’s...
Monday morning creature features

Monday morning creature features

Well, here we are at yet another Monday – and that, too, after a pretty rough weekend, where the world basically went insane for about three days. We now have yet another Forever War kicking off in the Middle East, with the usual crowd of lunatic Ziocons trying...
Monday morning radical resistance

Monday morning radical resistance

Once again, we come to that most horrid of days, and it is an especially awful one when you spend the weekend rioting and waving a foreign flag on “your” country’s soil, only to wake up and find ICE and National Guard officers breaking down your door...
Monday morning PRIDE before the fall

Monday morning PRIDE before the fall

Well, here we are, with yet another awful, dreary, miserable, depressing, and terrible Monday. The fact that it is the first working day in June, makes things much, much worse, of course – because we all know what this month is, at least in the Western world. It is,...
Monday morning return to reality

Monday morning return to reality

Well, the holidays were fun while they lasted, but it is now time to get back to work. Nobody wants to, of course, this being a Monday, and therefore the most horrible and awful day out of the seven of the week. However, if you work for someone else – and most...
Monday morning Easter egg hunts

Monday morning Easter egg hunts

After the Easter long weekend, Monday drops on us like a dog parking its breakfast on the lawn of our heads. Of course, if you happen to live in PommieBastardLande, where Easter Monday is a holiday – or if you work in the equity markets in the FUSA – then...
Monday morning taxed enough already

Monday morning taxed enough already

Mondays are horrible enough to begin with, until you realise this is the week when you have to file your tax returns (if you live in the FUSA). And that means you have to scramble to justify your existence to the bloody IRS – an organisation evidently designed...
Monday morning grandest of prixes

Monday morning grandest of prixes

What a ghastly, horrible, nasty day this is – a feckless, disgusting, miserable, awful, soul-crushing excuse for a 24-hour span. It is also known as “Monday”, and, like shingles, or the Clintons, you think you have vanquished it, but it keeps popping...
Monday morning DIEabolical DIEversions

Monday morning DIEabolical DIEversions

Monday is the worst day of the week for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that you are expected to come into work all bright-eyed and productive. Yet, more often than not, Monday is an incredibly UNPRODUCTIVE day, because there is always so much thrown...