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Monday morning menorah mashup

Monday morning menorah mashup

Well, it’s Monday again. And not just any Monday, but the day that the Electoral College meets to elect the next President of the United States of America. Now, obviously, Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Joe Biden didn’t win a fair election, so he will be a...
Monday morning Byrd bombing

Monday morning Byrd bombing

What the hell happened to that weekend? It really zipped by, and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t drunk for most of it… Oh well. Let’s make the most of this crap-sundae of a day, and proceed with this week’s installation of the Great Mondaydact...
Monday morning Knievel konundrum

Monday morning Knievel konundrum

Here we are at another Monday. Eleven months of the most miserable year in living memory have whizzed by, and it appears that 2021 is in some ways going to be even worse. That’s an appropriately depressing tone for a Monday, don’t you think? Fear not,...
Monday morning stealthy stumping

Monday morning stealthy stumping

Aw crap, here we go again… Mondays, man, they’re just awful. Especially when you haven’t quite gotten enough sleep because you got held up the night before by an urgent request that delayed your podcast by an hour and then had to record said podcast,...
Monday morning rugby ruckus

Monday morning rugby ruckus

The last few weeks have been challenging, to say the least, for those of us on the Right who like law, order, and stability. We’re getting NONE of those things right now. I wager we’re going to get a whole lot LESS of those Good Things in the coming...
Monday morning electile dysfunction

Monday morning electile dysfunction

This Monday sure as shit didn’t start the way that we wanted. Let’s just be clear about something, lads: no matter whether the God-Emperor wins his lawsuits – and I think he will – the outcome on Tuesday was a LOSS. A BIG one. And we have to...
Monday morning Bonding with the best

Monday morning Bonding with the best

Ugh. Monday again. And the Monday BEFORE an election, no less. Not just any election either, but also the possible (I would say extremely likely) re-election of the God-Emperor, Donald Trump. But we still have to get through this day to get to the next one, in which...
Monday morning Toobin tugging

Monday morning Toobin tugging

Normally, it’s difficult for me to put the material together for the headlining section of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. Mondays are challenging enough to begin with, but when you add the need to think through such things on top of that, they become...
Monday morning mask insanity

Monday morning mask insanity

Mondays suck bad, no matter where or how you have to go through them. They suck far harder when you have to deal with colossal amounts of stupidity. And nothing has made people stupider, faster, than the Kung Flu. It’s simply astonishing to watch how the world...
Monday morning without fear

Monday morning without fear

Ever had one of those weeks where you feel like you’re running faster and faster just to stand still? Now imagine having one of those weeks while also feeling like there is a pack of hungry velociraptors coming after you. That’s kind of what Monday feels...