“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning Vee-Pee vacuity

Bloody hell, what a horrible d- Oh, right. Whoops. Well, enough with the complaints, then. Let’s get on with making things a bit less miserable. And we’ll start by having a good old belly laugh at the expense of the Daemoncrats for picking such a...

Monday Morning Grilled to Perfection

Seeing as it’s Monday, I’d say that’s quite handy advice. Jus’ sayin’. Even so, it’s still a pretty crappy day – though it’s very sunny and beautiful where I am, so YMMV, really. Let’s start this week off with...

Monday morning hearing difficulties

Aw hell, it’s Monday again. Another week of shitposting and memes lies ahead. Life is tough, man, it’s tough… Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster is here to help, with an explosive mix of politics, history, economics, opinion, funny...

Monday morning with lightsabers

Monday. Just… NO. Don’t worry, though, it’s not so bad, because Monday morning ALSO means another edition of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster to brighten up your day with plenty of shitposting, great pics, cool tunes, and a hot chick at the end....

Monday morning bisexuals be bonkers

It’s Monday again, and damn but I’m tired. The weekend was a bit nuts for a variety of reasons, and by the time I settled in for the evening with a LARGE dose of dark German beer, I was pretty much half in the sack. The beer and subsequent shot of...

Monday morning Redskins scalping

The Monday Blues strike again… The latest round of virtue-signalling idiocy is upon us, with the Washington Redskins being the latest victims of self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the groin and head. Now, I don’t know the first thing about American...

Monday morning CHAZ chopping

Well, it’s the Monday after Independence Day Weekend (for those of you heathen rebel colonists out there), and I have to say, it’s a beautiful day out where I am. Unfortunately it’s still Monday, and that SUCKS. But there is some great news. The past...

Monday morning Very Fake Noose

Lord help us, it’s Monday again. And once again, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant, the great and wise Didact ‘imself, rides to the rescue with the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, piled to the bloody brim with epicness and lunacy and...

Monday Morning Ass-Kicking Avoidance

FFS, it’s Monday again – after yet another week of absolute anarchy and madness in the USA, capped off by virtual surrender by the ENTIRE Republican Party, up to and including even the God-Emperor in some ways, to the race-baiting politics that...

Monday morning in CHAZ

Mondays. Enough said, really. But, seeing as how Americans in the country and most of all in Washington state need to get to work and bring home the bacon – the REAL kind, not the disgusting tasteless crap that vegans think is “bacon” – so...