“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Well, it’s Monday, and that alone makes the day pretty miserable. It’s got to be about 10x more miserable if you’re in Texas right now, given everything that’s happened there with the snowstorm. The situation there has gotten so bad,...
Well, I hope you boys managed to get through the Valentine’s Day Massacre yesterday with your wallets and sanity intact. Something about that stupid fake holiday just makes women go all gooey and stupid. Honestly, I’m with Becker on this one –...
Boys, these are the times that test our souls. And Mondays test them worse than most other days, simply because of the sheer misery of having to deal with bosses, co-workers, and workplace stupidity. (Or, in my case, interminable lectures about economics, management,...
Well, THAT was an interesting week that we just left behind. The dominant headline from the past week was of course all about the way that individual investors made several big investors cry “UNCLE!” over their Gamestop short squeeze. And it was GLORIOUS...
It’s a depressing day, to be sure. Not just because it’s Monday, which is bad enough, but also because of everything going on around us. The political and economic winds are blowing hard and cold against us. We are in for some very difficult times ahead...
Well, two days to go until the Fake Inauguration of the Fake President, Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Uncle Joe, and the San Francisc-Ho as his Veep. Things are looking bleak and difficult. We have no idea how they will go. Nonetheless, I’m not overly worried or...
Well, that was an… INTERESTING week, eh, boys? Bad news is that the coming week probably will not be any better. But the GOOD news is that the Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher is here to make it all a bit better. And were going to start with some good stuff from...
Lord, here we go again… It’s Monday. And here I am in PommieBastardLande, where the hapless, clueless, feckless, useless government of Boris the Floppy-Haired Sheepadoodle is just winging it yet again and looking to lock everything down once more. This is...
It’s the very last Monday of 2020, lads, and somewhat contrary to expectations, it’s actually a sort of decent day. (Or at least, I hope it is for YOU, anyway. For me… not so much. Stomach troubles… enough said, really.) Since it IS indeed the...
Monday is here again, unfortunately, and it really IS unfortunate for my readers over in PommieBastardLande, thanks to the latest idiotic stunt that the government there just pulled. That’s right, they’re all going back into lockdown for the FOURTH time...
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