“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning Hannibal planning

Monday morning Hannibal planning

OFMIM, AGAIN. Nonetheless, we soldier on – or, in my case, shuffle half-asleep onto a Zoom call. Nonetheless, the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher is here to make it all a bit more bearable. Last week we featured one of the greatest TV villains ever, from the...
Monday morning with Col. Decker

Monday morning with Col. Decker

Ugh. Monday. What a pain in the ass. It’s not so bad for me – we have a public holiday over here, so I can take a bit of a breather and get some work done. But it’s still a pretty awful day in general. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser...
Monday morning break a leg

Monday morning break a leg

Buckle up, boys, it’s time to put on your Monday faces again. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to make life at least bearable on this most awful of days. And, honestly, y’all don’t have that much reason to complain, because...
Monday morning kaiju culture clash

Monday morning kaiju culture clash

Monday. Just… NO. Seriously, NO. Actually, I have more reasons to bitch than most of you today. Two weeks of supposed “holidays” just ended for me – which weren’t REALLY holidays, since I had a whole bunch of shit to do, and the...
Monday morning Leviathan landing

Monday morning Leviathan landing

Well, it’s a gorgeous day where I am – that’s the good news. It’s also Monday, and bloody freezing to boot. For some odd reason, the Siberians decided to export their delightful weather over to my part of the world just for today....
Monday morning Seder sitdown

Monday morning Seder sitdown

Well, it’s Monday again, and… actually, that’s not so bad. For we are now properly into Holy Week, and in a few days we will mourn the day that Our Lord died on the Cross for our sins. And a few days after that, we will bear witness to the day that...
Monday morning with Captain Kirk

Monday morning with Captain Kirk

Monday… oof. I’m not a big fan of antidepressants – actually, I think they might just be Satanically evil – but I can sort of understand why some people pop them like Pez candies on days like this. Honestly, last week was very rough –...
Monday morning Ides of March

Monday morning Ides of March

It’s Monday again. As the Russians might say… пиздец блядь нажуй!!! Иди к чёрту!!! But, it’s not so bad. After all, you have another Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher to enjoy today. (Oh, and speaking of the Russians, this past weekend saw them...
Monday morning with Father Merrin

Monday morning with Father Merrin

Bleargh, it’s Monday again. On the plus side, today is the LAST day that forces me to listen to one particularly arrogant arse of a professor. And when you see Didact calling someone an arrogant arse, you know that the person involved has GOT to be a roaring...
Monday morning Starbuck scene-steals

Monday morning Starbuck scene-steals

Ah, Monday, we meet again. It was inevitable, yet we are depressed nonetheless. Even so, there is plenty to enjoy and be happy about, starting with, of course, the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. This week’s theme comes courtesy of our good friend The Male...