“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
We all know that Mondays are absolutely miserable, and they are about 20x more miserable when you have to spend an hour on hold with your bank – as I did, today. Honestly, one of the best things about the whole “FinTech revolution” is that the...
Ah, Monday, our dreaded enemy, we meet again. And this Monday is a rather odd one, given the weather outside – it started off horribly, but now appears to be looking really rather decent. I spent much of the weekend sleeping – honestly, I needed the rest,...
Mondays are generally pretty horrid days, but if you happen to be anywhere in Russia today, you will note that it is a great and joyous holiday for the Russians. That is because today is their version of V-E Day – and they regard it as THEIR holiday, THEIR day...
It is a basic truth of life that Mondays truly suck, and we all hate them, but we simply have to endure them, no matter what. Which, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer exists – to reduce the pain and remove the stress. (Putting together this...
Holy Bat-bitchslap, it’s Monday again. Take heart, brothers, it’ll all be over soon – more so given that the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to help you waste your entire day away. And, rest assured, as bad as you think your Monday is, the...
Welp… here we are at Monday again. Now, where I am, it’s a public holiday, but unfortunately, for yours truly, it ain’t no vacation, because I’ve got about ten different things that I have to do, and I’ll probably only manage about three...
That image up top really summarises exactly what Mondays are like. My feelings this morning certainly corresponded perfectly with the sentiment in that picture. You see, for the past three days – to include Saturday AND Sunday – I have been stuck in a...
That great nemesis of sleep, job satisfaction, and existential happiness is here again. That’s right, it’s MONDAY, the day that we all dread and loathe. Fortunately, that is exactly why the Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher exists – to ensure that...
It’s Monday, and normally, that would result in a veritable torrent of exquisitely foul and nasty swear words – in Russian, no less – from yours truly. (Actually, if you really want to master the art of swearing, you need to do it in Bulgarian. They...
Ah, Monday, the great enemy of happiness and frivolity (and sleep). We meet again, as we inevitably must. And, honestly, this weekend really was way too damned short. I spent most of it absolutely exhausted from accumulated stress and physical wear-and-tear –...
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