“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
It is not often that we get the Russian Victory Day, the American Memorial Day, AND the D-Day anniversary all on the same day of the week. We got very lucky this year, for now we have multiple chances in one string of days to commemorate those who gave all, so that we...
Just about every installation of the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher series opens with yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant bitching about how horrid Monday is, and then promising to make it all better with memes and videos and hot girls with nice curves....
We all know that Mondays are absolutely miserable, and they are about 20x more miserable when you have to spend an hour on hold with your bank – as I did, today. Honestly, one of the best things about the whole “FinTech revolution” is that the...
Ah, Monday, our dreaded enemy, we meet again. And this Monday is a rather odd one, given the weather outside – it started off horribly, but now appears to be looking really rather decent. I spent much of the weekend sleeping – honestly, I needed the rest,...
Mondays are generally pretty horrid days, but if you happen to be anywhere in Russia today, you will note that it is a great and joyous holiday for the Russians. That is because today is their version of V-E Day – and they regard it as THEIR holiday, THEIR day...
It is a basic truth of life that Mondays truly suck, and we all hate them, but we simply have to endure them, no matter what. Which, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer exists – to reduce the pain and remove the stress. (Putting together this...
Holy Bat-bitchslap, it’s Monday again. Take heart, brothers, it’ll all be over soon – more so given that the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to help you waste your entire day away. And, rest assured, as bad as you think your Monday is, the...
Welp… here we are at Monday again. Now, where I am, it’s a public holiday, but unfortunately, for yours truly, it ain’t no vacation, because I’ve got about ten different things that I have to do, and I’ll probably only manage about three...
That image up top really summarises exactly what Mondays are like. My feelings this morning certainly corresponded perfectly with the sentiment in that picture. You see, for the past three days – to include Saturday AND Sunday – I have been stuck in a...
That great nemesis of sleep, job satisfaction, and existential happiness is here again. That’s right, it’s MONDAY, the day that we all dread and loathe. Fortunately, that is exactly why the Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher exists – to ensure that...
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