“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Ugh. Monday. And I was SO enjoying the weekend… (Actually, I wasn’t, because I ended up eating Indian food last night. Which I don’t personally enjoy, hard as that may be for some to believe. Long story, let’s just say that there weren’t...
Here we are, yet another Monday in the unending succession of those dreary days. It’s almost enough to make you start downing pills like Skittles (which, by the way, I don’t like, personally – FAR too much sugar). Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact...
It’s Monday again, and where I am, it is apparently hot enough to cause people to faint dead away at the thought of going outside to do anything. Personally, I don’t see what the fuss is all about, given that I was raised in the tropics, and the average...
Here we are again at a Monday, that dreaded enemy of peace of mind, relaxation, and general human harmony, where we must all drag ourselves wearily back into work (or onto our sofas, if you are blessed and/or annoying enough to be one of those “remote...
It’s July 4th, and that means it is Independence Day for our good friends over in the United States of Amerikhastan. Now, for me, this is personally a pretty bittersweet day. As anyone who has read my writings on the subject over the last several years will...
Normally, Mondays are a Time of Suckage – quite severe suckage, in fact, for those of us who have to summon the effort to roll out of bed, groaning in misery, to trudge off to work. But this past week has seen some of the most impressive wins for individual...
Ah, Monday, the enemy of all that is fun and interesting. We meet again. Once you Monday, you can never get rid of it – rather like herpes. Or, worse, the Clintons. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Burster is here to befuddle, bemuse, and bewilder all...
There is simply no way to get around the hard fact that Mondays SUCK. And they suck even more if you have to drive to work – which, let’s be honest, most Americans and many Europeans DO. That is where the true pain actually hits you – right in the...
It is not often that we get the Russian Victory Day, the American Memorial Day, AND the D-Day anniversary all on the same day of the week. We got very lucky this year, for now we have multiple chances in one string of days to commemorate those who gave all, so that we...
Just about every installation of the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher series opens with yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant bitching about how horrid Monday is, and then promising to make it all better with memes and videos and hot girls with nice curves....
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