“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Here we go again – Monday, the day of the week when we roll out of bed groaning because we didn’t get anywhere near enough sleep, and were rudely jolted out of an extremely pleasant dream involving some random mostly plastic Instathot and a giant...
Whichever asshat came up with that meme up top, clearly never met a killer whale. I’m not joking about the dangers of those things. They literally hunt great white sharks for fun, and when they find them, they grab them, hold them still upside down so that they...
Well, here we are again, Monday has rolled around, and it is every bit as depressing and miserable as one would expect it to be. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer is here to waste the time away so that you just don’t have to worry about it –...
It’s Monday again, and if you are like me, you just could not be arsed to get out of bed this morning. It was a rough night, to be sure – I am not sure exactly why, given that I performed a righteous sermon at the Church of the Iron God on Sunday night and...
Monday is back with a vengeance, and I for one am definitely feeling it. My Sunday workouts involve maxing out the weight on squats and deadlifts, and the older I get, the longer it takes to recover from that kind of a workout. On top of which, the mood in some parts...
OFMIM again. This weekend went by WAY too damn fast, to be honest. Last week I was on the road for pretty much the entire time, for reasons related to work. As a result, I was quite pleased to be back home – I do not like big cities very much, though Moscow is...
Here we go yet again, and it’s a dreary, depressing, sleepy day. If you happen to live in PommieBastardLande, or mainland Europe, it’s even worse, because we’re now looking at endless strikes, public transport delays, problems, huge price hikes, and...
Lord, here we go with yet another Monday. Take some comfort, though, in the fact that, as bad as it is for you right now, it is much, MUCH worse for Gamma Doughboy Brian Stelter. Now, normally I don’t take much pleasure in the misfortunes of others, but I make a...
It’s hard to believe that it has been a full week (just about) since His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may...
Here’s Monday, yet again, and once more, we’re pretty much all WELL behind where we thought we would be. For me, though, I must admit that this particular Monday didn’t start off too badly. I’m in the process of getting a new driver’s...
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