“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
It’s July 4th, and that means it is Independence Day for our good friends over in the United States of Amerikhastan. Now, for me, this is personally a pretty bittersweet day. As anyone who has read my writings on the subject over the last several years will...
Normally, Mondays are a Time of Suckage – quite severe suckage, in fact, for those of us who have to summon the effort to roll out of bed, groaning in misery, to trudge off to work. But this past week has seen some of the most impressive wins for individual...
Ah, Monday, the enemy of all that is fun and interesting. We meet again. Once you Monday, you can never get rid of it – rather like herpes. Or, worse, the Clintons. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Burster is here to befuddle, bemuse, and bewilder all...
There is simply no way to get around the hard fact that Mondays SUCK. And they suck even more if you have to drive to work – which, let’s be honest, most Americans and many Europeans DO. That is where the true pain actually hits you – right in the...
It is not often that we get the Russian Victory Day, the American Memorial Day, AND the D-Day anniversary all on the same day of the week. We got very lucky this year, for now we have multiple chances in one string of days to commemorate those who gave all, so that we...
Just about every installation of the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher series opens with yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant bitching about how horrid Monday is, and then promising to make it all better with memes and videos and hot girls with nice curves....
We all know that Mondays are absolutely miserable, and they are about 20x more miserable when you have to spend an hour on hold with your bank – as I did, today. Honestly, one of the best things about the whole “FinTech revolution” is that the...
Ah, Monday, our dreaded enemy, we meet again. And this Monday is a rather odd one, given the weather outside – it started off horribly, but now appears to be looking really rather decent. I spent much of the weekend sleeping – honestly, I needed the rest,...
Mondays are generally pretty horrid days, but if you happen to be anywhere in Russia today, you will note that it is a great and joyous holiday for the Russians. That is because today is their version of V-E Day – and they regard it as THEIR holiday, THEIR day...
It is a basic truth of life that Mondays truly suck, and we all hate them, but we simply have to endure them, no matter what. Which, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer exists – to reduce the pain and remove the stress. (Putting together this...
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