“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Holy Bat-bitchslap, it’s Monday again. Take heart, brothers, it’ll all be over soon – more so given that the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to help you waste your entire day away. And, rest assured, as bad as you think your Monday is, the...
Welp… here we are at Monday again. Now, where I am, it’s a public holiday, but unfortunately, for yours truly, it ain’t no vacation, because I’ve got about ten different things that I have to do, and I’ll probably only manage about three...
That image up top really summarises exactly what Mondays are like. My feelings this morning certainly corresponded perfectly with the sentiment in that picture. You see, for the past three days – to include Saturday AND Sunday – I have been stuck in a...
That great nemesis of sleep, job satisfaction, and existential happiness is here again. That’s right, it’s MONDAY, the day that we all dread and loathe. Fortunately, that is exactly why the Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher exists – to ensure that...
It’s Monday, and normally, that would result in a veritable torrent of exquisitely foul and nasty swear words – in Russian, no less – from yours truly. (Actually, if you really want to master the art of swearing, you need to do it in Bulgarian. They...
Ah, Monday, the great enemy of happiness and frivolity (and sleep). We meet again, as we inevitably must. And, honestly, this weekend really was way too damned short. I spent most of it absolutely exhausted from accumulated stress and physical wear-and-tear –...
Good Lord, what a horrible day Monday is. It is especially horrible when you’re up against a tight deadline and you have a redonkulous amount of work to do on a major report. And that doesn’t give you a break from all of the other stuff that you have to do...
Well, better late than never, eh, lads? I know it’s not really a “Monday” post at this point, because for most of my Yankee heathen rebel colonist readers, it’s basically the evening and nobody gives a crap, but I’ve had a hell of a busy...
As weekends go, this past one was pretty bad. I spent it feeling lost, depressed, and deeply worried about the fact that Russia’s war in Ukraine – that’s what it is, it isn’t a “special operation”, it’s a full-fledged war...
It’s been a long, dreary, and difficult day today. Out where I am, we’ve had massive storms hitting us for the last week, and as a result, the dog park outside my window is basically a mud-pool with its own slip-‘n’-slide. On top of that, I had...
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