“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning I Yam Wot I Yam

Monday morning I Yam Wot I Yam

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to work… well, honestly, these days, it’s NEVER safe to go back to work, these days, but we all have to earn our shekels somehow, I suppose. So here we are, on a Monday, wearily waiting for it all to be over....
Monday morning pissing off pungent pansies

Monday morning pissing off pungent pansies

As the headline image points out, Mondays just SUCK, and they seem to last BLOODY FOREVER. Unfortunately, they don’t actually last forever, particularly when you’re rushing to get shit done, and you don’t therefore have time to post a brilliant...
Monday morning with Christian Prince

Monday morning with Christian Prince

Lord, here we go – the first Monday of the New Year. And it’s a suitably depressing one, at least where I am – started out sunny, and now it’s grey, cloudy, and ugly. And that, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher exists...
Monday morning starclusterf**k

Monday morning starclusterf**k

Well, it’s the Monday after Christmas, and if you’re all bloated and hungover, don’t worry, millions of others are in exactly the same boat. (Not me, for better and for worse – I actually didn’t get a chance to do very much eating or...
Monday morning Grinchmas giveaway

Monday morning Grinchmas giveaway

Normally, Mondays would really suck. But this is the Monday just before Christmas – it’s only a few days away. And, as I may have mentioned a few times before, I really love Christmas. It’s my single favourite day of the year. So the usual downbeat...
Monday morning justice for Juicy

Monday morning justice for Juicy

Oh what a miserable Monday… And it really is miserable, out where I am in the boonies. The weather has been extra crappy this weekend and into today, and it doesn’t look like it will improve anytime soon. You know shit’s gettin’ weird when...
Monday morning Fredo firing

Monday morning Fredo firing

Better (very) late than never, eh, lads? Sorry, it’s been a busy few days. I had a bit of a speech to give, on top of several other urgent tasks that demanded my IMMEDIATE attention. So I had to leave this kind of until the last minute, and even then, it’s...
Monday morning with Stefan Zweig

Monday morning with Stefan Zweig

Mondays just blow. Especially when it is the Monday just after a proper snowfall. You see, when snow hits the ground for the first time in the winter, it’s all white and beautiful and wonderful to walk around in. That’s what I was doing yesterday, in fact,...
Monday morning with Howlin’ Mad Murdock

Monday morning with Howlin’ Mad Murdock

Oof. It’s Monday again. And honestly, I’m about done with it. The weekend wasn’t nearly long enough, I’m staring down the barrel of some rather annoying deadlines, and the end of the year is careening toward us at very high speed. Mondays...
Monday morning with Robert Vaughn

Monday morning with Robert Vaughn

Today would have to be the day that practically everything happened, wouldn’t it… As you can probably tell from the rather late hour of posting, it’s been a very busy weekend for me, what with recovering from my trip, getting on track with some major...