“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Eugh. Here we go again. Monday – what a miserable day. And it’s ESPECIALLY miserable today, because this is of course February 14th, which most people recognise as “Valentine’s Day”. This is the day on which romance essentially dies and...
Ugh. Monday again. That weekend DEFINITELY went by way too fast. Admittedly, given how atrocious the weather was this weekend, I can’t say I’m complaining too much. Going to the gym on Saturday to do my kickboxing workout, I wondered why I’d even...
That weekend went by pretty bloody fast, didn’t it? And now we find ourselves confronted by the great and terrible horror that is Monday. But, as ever, the Great Mondaydact Browser Cruncher is here to make it all better – or, at least, a little more...
Here we go again. Monday – and what a dreary day it is today. I’ve already had to deal with incompetence, confusion, and general cock-ups, and I haven’t even had my second cup of coffee yet. Days like this are just the cherry on top of a crap-sundae...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to work… well, honestly, these days, it’s NEVER safe to go back to work, these days, but we all have to earn our shekels somehow, I suppose. So here we are, on a Monday, wearily waiting for it all to be over....
As the headline image points out, Mondays just SUCK, and they seem to last BLOODY FOREVER. Unfortunately, they don’t actually last forever, particularly when you’re rushing to get shit done, and you don’t therefore have time to post a brilliant...
Lord, here we go – the first Monday of the New Year. And it’s a suitably depressing one, at least where I am – started out sunny, and now it’s grey, cloudy, and ugly. And that, of course, is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher exists...
Well, it’s the Monday after Christmas, and if you’re all bloated and hungover, don’t worry, millions of others are in exactly the same boat. (Not me, for better and for worse – I actually didn’t get a chance to do very much eating or...
Normally, Mondays would really suck. But this is the Monday just before Christmas – it’s only a few days away. And, as I may have mentioned a few times before, I really love Christmas. It’s my single favourite day of the year. So the usual downbeat...
Oh what a miserable Monday… And it really is miserable, out where I am in the boonies. The weather has been extra crappy this weekend and into today, and it doesn’t look like it will improve anytime soon. You know shit’s gettin’ weird when...
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