“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Tell me why I hate Mondays? Actually, don’t bother – I don’t care much for Bob Geldof and his Left-wing luvvie politics and so on. That said, I don’t much care for Mondays either. They STINK, no matter how you want to look at it. But that, of...
Balls. Monday again. And I had to start off this one making a presentation, and watching others present, and all that served to do was to remind me how much I HATE PowerPoint. I may have said before that I think of PowerPoint as the bastard love-child of Bill Gates...
As you can probably tell by the fact that this post is, oh, about 12 hours late, it’s been a hellacious Monday for me. I’ve been literally too busy and anxious to sleep properly. But, the show must go on, so here we are. I got all of the nonsense out of...
Boys, I am really not feeling the energy today. I’m tired, it’s humid as F**K outside, and I just want to go take a nap. Putting together this massive fustercluck of a Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher was NOT easy, let me tell you. Nonetheless, here we...
I’m just gonna say it outright: MONDAYS SUCK. I had a pretty good weekend, actually. I spent time with a friend, I managed to get plenty of sunshine – and trust me, out here where I am, you take sunshine whenever and wherever you can get it – and I...
Well, here we are on another miserable Monday, and where I am, it is miserable indeed. The rain has been falling all bloody day – evidently God is a bit pissed about the fact that the Limeys completely blew the Euro 2021 final. (I have no idea what this actually...
Like a bad case of genital herpes, Monday has shown up to plague us again and ruin our date with the weekend. (Pro-tip: DO NOT go look that shit up online. It will scar you for life if you do.) Fortunately, of course, we’ve got the regular Great Mondaydact...
God, what an awful Monday. Actually, I’ve got more reason to complain today than I usually do, mostly because I honestly feel like I got hit by a truck. I’m not quite sure what the hell happened. We completed a massive project on Friday – after I had...
Bloody hell, not Monday again. I just can’t do this without coffee… Well, now that I’ve had my first proper dose, let’s get down to business. For it is of course time for the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, to help us all get through this...
Well, it’s Monday again, and unsurprisingly, this generally sucks. But not today. For you see, June 14th is of course the birthday of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus...
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