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Guest Post: The Forgotten History of Banderism, by Asbery

Guest Post: The Forgotten History of Banderism, by Asbery

The following text comes from a 6-part (!!!) set of posts on the Slavyangrad Telegram channel, which is fully open to the public, written by admin J Asbery. It explains the origins of Ukrainian nationalism – from, obviously, a staunchly pro-Russian point of view, but...
Freedumb TACOs

Freedumb TACOs

Here we are, a week and change from the dramatic escalation that was America’s bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and the best thing we can say about it, is that we are all still here. The downright insane decision taken by the God-Emperor to attack Iran did not,...
Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

As we all know by now, the US, under President Trump’s leadership, attacked Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities. This is not merely a bad decision – it is among the craziest, most risky, and most stupid decisions ever taken by any world leader. In...
Chained to a hurtling death machine

Chained to a hurtling death machine

Supposedly, it was Vladimir Ilyich Lenin who once said words to the effect that, “there are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen”. Quite apart from my revulsion for Communists in general – and Lenin in particular – this most likely...
A bad case of the Dien Bien Flu

A bad case of the Dien Bien Flu

If you have not yet seen the video of Emannuelle Micron’s “wife” (beard, actually), Brigitte, smacking “her” husband around at the very tail end of a trip to Vietnam, then you are missing out on some legendary comedy: The French government almost immediately went into...
“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

The quote falsely attributed to Lord Winston Churchill goes something like, “jaw-jaw is better than war-war”. This is not quite what he actually said, which went something like, “Meeting jaw-to-jaw is better than war”. This is one of those odd instances where Winnie...
The Great Izzlamick Schism

The Great Izzlamick Schism

For those who are not well-versed in Izzlam, the whole Sunni vs Shi’a divide does not really make a whole lot of sense. It is like listening to two particularly stubborn – and, frankly, not very intelligent – siblings arguing over N’Sync or the Backstreet Boys, except...
The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

Two days ago, the Russian Ministry of Defence officially announced the full liberation (or recapture, if you prefer) of the town of Sudzha, in the Kursk region of Russia. The collapse of the Ukrainian defence forces in the region brought to a near-end what has to be...
The God-Emperor flays a man alive

The God-Emperor flays a man alive

As I said in my poast from last night, the major news lighting up the airwaves at the moment is the very public, extraordinarily brutal humiliation – and that is the correct term for it – of the Narcofuehrer of 404 – Country Not Found, by His Most Illustrious, Noble,...
The cold mathematics of war

The cold mathematics of war

Three years ago today, the Neo-Tsar ordered the Russian military across the border into Ukraine, and set off the train of events that led to the 404 War. That fateful day completely and irreversibly shattered the world order that existed up to that point. The Western...