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Nobody is laughing at the Russians now

Nobody is laughing at the Russians now

Boys, y’all remember The Big Bang Theory? That show with the absurd premise of a really hot girl that moves in across from a batshit crazy genius theoretical physicist with two PhDs, Sheldon Cooper, and his socially awkward (yet somehow unusually sexually...
Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

That picture you see above is actually a meme, and it comes from a now-viral picture out of the just-finished NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania. That was where Bellendsky the Pecker-Playing Puppet President of Banderastan showed up, looking (and probably smelling)...
The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

I had originally intended to write this some 48 hours after the failed mutiny/coup/insurrection by Yevgeniy Prigozhin last Saturday, but then events started accelerating. It has been a very busy and interesting week, which has exposed a number of powerful dynamics at...
Rebellion in Dreamland

Rebellion in Dreamland

The dominant news story today is the mutiny – or rebellion, or coup, depending on whom you listen to – of the Wagner private military company (PMC) in Russia. The crisis unfolded rapidly since yesterday, at close to midnight GMT, when the titular head of...
The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive

The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive

The long-awaited Ukrainian (counter)offensive has finally begun. Indeed, as of this writing, it has been underway for a bit over a week. Last Sunday, the hohols rolled out troops and vehicles in substantial force, and began what they insist on calling “probing...
Dambusting

Dambusting

Everyone has no doubt heard by now about the destruction of the Novaya Kakhovka hydroelectric dam, or Kakhovskaya Hydroelectric Power Plant (KHPP). The result was pretty much what you might expect – a big-ass wall of water rushing downstream and flooding towns...
Cloudy with a chance of daggers

Cloudy with a chance of daggers

Recent footage of American Patriot PAC-3 air “defence” missile systems “working” to “defend” Queef against Russian missiles in the Banderastan War has emerged, and is forcing some very serious questions about the effectiveness and...
Snake burritos

Snake burritos

Much and more has been made of recent news that the Fake Administration will “allow” their European “allies” (read: vassals) to hand over F-16s to the Banderites. This latest round of Western wunderwaffen is nothing more than a cynical attempt...
Operation: MEATGRINDER

Operation: MEATGRINDER

Now that things have settled down in and around Artyomovsk, it is worth taking a step back and looking at the numbers involved in the Bakhmut meatgrinder. I am not exaggerating when I say that the Russians quite literally called it “Operation: MEATGRINDER”...
Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble

Gentlemen, Bakhmut has fallen. As of yesterday, it is now Artyomovsk again. We now have official confirmation of this, straight from the horse’s mouth – so to speak. Sometime around 8pm local time yesterday, Evgeniy Prigozhin, the titular head of the...