“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The rods of God

The rods of God

Very early in the morning of Thursday, November 21, 2024, the skies above the Banderastani (for now) city of Dniepropetrovsk opened up for a few moments, and a hail of what looked like nothing less than Zeus’s own lightning bolts, slammed into the ground. They hit the...
The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

As we all come off the emotional high of the God-Emperor’s epic victory – and WHAT a high it is!!! – we now find ourselves faced with the much more pedestrian realities of what he will do, given a second shot at the Cherry Blossom Throne and the Imperial Purple....
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared on a couple of long-form...
Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Most long-time readers know there are few things that make me angrier than watching a presstitute lie in full flow. Those same long-time readers also know that few things delight me more than watching a whorenalist getting absolutely destroyed and publicly humiliated....
Brick by BRICS

Brick by BRICS

The picture you see above is the prototype of a payment card that runs on top of the BRICS international payment system. The website noted on the card is not a dummy site – it is real, though I do not know just how much of it is actually functional at this time....
A category error of thinking

A category error of thinking

The picture you see above is a screenshot of the headlines that blared across Israeli media in 1992, following the assassination of one Abbas al-Musawi, then the Secretary-General of the Shi’ite Lebanese militia, Hezbollah. The Israelis killed al-Musawi, along with...
The day that presaged the end of the Empire

The day that presaged the end of the Empire

The good news is, I am back from vacation. The bad news is, MAN-COLD. And, as Any Fule Kno, man-colds are the most devastating of all, because they are about 20x worse than mere regular colds. This is what tends to happen when you go from 36 degrees (Celsius, for all...