“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Guess the ethnicity

London: Somalia Edition An American comes to London, gets the crap beaten out of him in Shadwell, and surprisingly, the newspapers aren’t shying away from pointing out exactly what ethnic background his attackers come from: A group of men who threw 40 kicks and...

Don’t cut your damn hair – pageant edition

Much props to our friends at Return of Kings So apparently there are these things called “beauty pageants” that are held every year, in which very pretty young women flounce around in bikinis and other outfits and are judged to be worthy of being called...

Ladies, meet your new role model

All that and brains too- or so we’re supposed to believe I thought it was against corporate policy at most newspapers to encourage their writers to take hallucinogens, but apparently that is exactly what a particularly unhinged writer at the Telly did when...

“Victor Victoria” IRL

Uh, sorry mate, you’re not convincing anyone A rather butch lesbian decides to take a page from a campy Blake Edwards film in order to understand how men think. The results are… well, downright strange- but also very revealing: I got this off a reddit...

“Sometimes the bull, he wins”

If only… A woman finds that grabbing a bull by the horns may well end very, very badly: A female bullfighter was gored twice by the same bull while trying to kill it in a Mexico City bullring.  A 1,090lb-bull named Gamusino threw Karla de los Angeles up...

We’re quaking in our boots

The resident crazy cat lady of the Daily Mail is back with what I can only assume is an article indicating the first signs of dementia: Do women have the killer instinct? Should we be allowed to fight in combat on the front line? [Didact: NO.] A new report says women...

“The mathematics are determinate”

It doesn’t seem to matter how many times the numbers are released- relatively well-off women in the West just don’t listen. I know it’s a fool’s errand to try to convince the willfully ignorant that, in fact, two plus two does equal four,...

The Third Jihad arrives in Australia

The next great wave of Islamic expansion claims its most recent casualties in the Land Down Under: An Iranian-born gunman was killed, two of his hostages are dead and four injured after a dramatic and chaotic firefight brought an end to a terrorist siege at a Sydney...

Extreme Stockholm’s Syndrome

I guess this is what Americans call a “heads you win, tails I lose” scenario: A student at Georgetown University wrote in an op-ed piece that he was ‘Not at all’ shocked that a recent mugging he suffered at gunpoint took place. Senior Oliver...

Hands OFF, George…

The next STAR WARS movie will probably be bad enough without Jabba the Hutt George Lucas getting his CGI mitts all over it: Life imitates art… sometimes waaaaaay too much Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new...