“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Go to hell, you stupid dingbat

Which is why you don’t waste time arguing with them- you simply destroy them and move on I know I’ve been banging on about Top Gear for a while now, but I just couldn’t help reacting when I saw that Jeremy Clarkson had been fired from the show...

A sacred cow in dire need of slaughtering

Sticking with the theme of taking a sledgehammer to some of Britain’s most beloved institutions, it would appear that one Mike Portnoy was on the receiving end of this country’s idea of “free and fair healthcare”: This is the reality of...

Education or indoctrination?

Hey, lady, you mind getting out of the way so I can see the answer? Some bloke asked me a question the other day related to one of my very first posts, the contents of which related to why one should not choose to study Economics in university these days. His (or her)...

#Gamergate and 4GW

It just doesn’t get any more badass than this At first as an observer, and now a direct participant in #Gamergate, I’ve watched over the past 6 months or so as the pro-#Gamergate faction has used the tactics and philosophies of 4th-Generation Warfare...

Domain Query: Fun with numbers

Who says maths is boring? Sean Carnegie had some intriguing thoughts to contribute to my own write-up about a woman who has banged more than ten thousand men: For comparison, it’s said that every time an NFL player gets hit (I would assume only being a ball...

She’s certainly shaking something

What happens when you put a Taylor Swift single into an atom-smasher along with polka music and a metal shredfest? Well… this: (Kindly sent to me by Carey) I think I might have ruptured something laughing so hard. There is a particularly priceless moment right...

Because SCIENCE

Science: what scientists THINK they do Get this, folks- it turns out that saturated fat isn’t quite as horrible for you as we’ve all been told to believe it was. Indeed, the expert consensus that we were told was stamped and ratified by governments...

The “eff you” fund

Prof. Ian Ironwood, Esq. The single most important concept you’ll ever find in the Androsphere is, and has always been, the importance of independence. Beneath all of the window dressing and jargon and masculine advice, blogs like this one exist to promote the...

The girl who cried “rape”

Surprise Buttsecks: Lying Mattress Girl Edition Looks like Emma Sulkowicz’s experience with her surprise back-door caller wasn’t quite so surprising- and she wasn’t quite as broken up about it as she would like us to believe: Emma Sulkowicz, the...