“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Yes, boycott Mad Max: Fury Road

Our stolid friend Captain Capitalism recently wrote an article over at Return of Kings calling on men NOT to see the movie Mad Max: Fury Road, starring Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely. (The latter is known for basically looking really hot in...

The worst song ever released

Here’s a simple question for you. What’s the single worst song you’ve ever heard? I mean, EVER? There are quite a few worthy candidates. The Hamster Dance, for instance, is a perennial favourite for the title of “Worst Song Ever”. Then...

Putting freedom back on the offensive

It has been a rather good week for those of us who don’t take kindly to being told what is good for us. The Supreme Dark Overlord of the Evil Legion of Evil has kindly provided the rest of us with some rather good examples of the rabbits/SJWs/CHORFs displaying...

Domain Query: Cracked jumps the shark

Cultural insensitivity can be hilariously awesome AM sent over an interesting link to a Cracked.com article last night that talked about five unpleasant realities of visiting India as a young Western woman. It is worth reading through all the way, if only to get an...

The only girl in tennis worth your time

Well, not HER ass, obviously Normally, I could not be bothered in the least with discussing women’s tennis. I find the women’s game generally tedious and unbearable to watch, especially when Serena Williams, Maria ShriekaSharapova, and even the lissome...

Effing the ineffable

Just when you thought the US government couldn’t get any more retarded, they manage to take that incredibly low bar- and then smash headfirst into it: The federal government missed an estimated $41.1 million in “cost savings” transporting immigrant detainees on...

Feel the love

The faces of peace and brotherly love I can’t believe that anyone would have the effrontery, the audacity, the bare-faced cheek, to suggest that South Africa is anything other than a happy land of rainbows and unicorns where cats and dogs live in...

A very Gamma movie

The other day I wrote up a post aboutKingsman, possibly the best movie released in at least the last six months (and maybe even better than American Sniper), and one of the absolute best movies that I’ve ever seen. That movie delivers home truths...

Warpigs… literally

If this is the best that the Kazakhstani military has to offer as a recruiting incentive, then I seriously doubt that they’ll ever pose any kind of threat to the other former Soviet bloc states in their immediate vicinity: Military officials in Kazakhstan...

Raggy! Relp!!!

Did you ever notice how awesome Daphne’s tits were as a kid? The SJWs appear to be very, very unhappy at the massive inroads made by the Sad Puppies campaign to hold science fiction to a higher standard: The Hugo Awards have been at the centre of a furore after...