“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Can’t have them gettin’ all uppity…

Various commentators on the Right have been having a rather good time pointing out the hypocrisy of the Left with respect to the recent summit between the God-Emperor and the Dragon Energy Man. Of the many various takes that I have seen on that meeting thus far,...

“One long Monty Python sketch”

That is probably the best and most accurate description of “Dear Old Auntie”, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, that I have heard in a long time: I used to watch the BBC quite a lot, growing up. Being an “expat kid” in the 90s, when...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...

Big brass ones

To people on the righteously awesome side of the Atlantic – y’know, the one with all of the guns, and the gun nuts, and the ammo – the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand seems like it is full of effete limp-wristed wusses who come over all polite...

Do not unmake what God made

In these days of madness, when the Leftist Hive Mind forces us in the West to Believe that a man can become a woman, and vice versa, it is refreshing to see some contrarian, and actually sensible, thinking on the subject: Trust the Russians to inject a bit of that...

How to turbocharge your life

This is a modified version of an article that I had been hoping to publish on Return of Kings. Unfortunately, the very day that I submitted it was the one which Roosh chose to put the site on indefinite hiatus. So I am publishing it here. I have no doubt that all of...

Linux gets converged

Most people who use Microsoft or Apple operating systems for their personal computers probably could not care less about the nature of the corporations which produce those vitally important collections of software. They likely do not particularly mind the fact that...

Boob tube humour

This one is dedicated to a reader who is going through some very difficult personal issues right now. Strength and courage, my friend. Given how depressingly stupid politics and current events have gotten recently – and, not entirely coincidentally, given how...

General Sherman was right

General William Tecumseh Sherman is not usually someone that I particularly like to quote. His March to the Sea basically broke the back of the Confederacy by inflicting appalling brutality upon the population of Georgia, leaving a swathe of destruction some 60 miles...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...