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The future in one picture

The future in one picture

That graph you see above shows the share of the two most powerful economic cooperation blocs on Earth. The G7 consists of the US, UK, Japan, Canada, France, Germany, and Italy. Back when it was the G8, it included Russia, but then, after Russia annexed Crimea and...
Basting the Turducken

Basting the Turducken

It has been, again, about 10 minutes since we last mocked the greatest boondoggle and waste of time and money in military history – the F-35 Joint Strike Flying Piano – so let us redress that egregious oversight right now. It turns out that, despite having...
Fantasy warball

Fantasy warball

There are a few basic facts about neoclowns which we all need to understand and appreciate. First, they are essentially unreconstructed Trotskyites of (((a certain ethnicity))). Second. in terms of educational background, they tend to flock toward fluffy, soft, and...
All we are saying is, give war a chance

All we are saying is, give war a chance

On February 24th, 2022, at 6am Moscow time, a drawn and haggard-looking President of the Russian Federation gave a televised address to his people for over 40 minutes. In that address, he laid out the terrible reality that had dawned upon his country – that he...
The West’s belated rediscovery of manoeuvre warfare

The West’s belated rediscovery of manoeuvre warfare

For Western military leaders and politicians, the news coming out of the slaughter-pits of Banderastan is going from bad to worse in a very big hurry. Ukrainian casualties are soaring as the Banderites try, with increasing desperation, to defend Artyomovsk (Bakhmut)...
Tanked out

Tanked out

Anyone following the latest developments in the 404th UkReich, cannot help but be struck by the speed at which the narrative has dramatically unravelled over the past couple of weeks. Less than 8 weeks ago, NATO insisted that it would not send modern main battle tanks...
Relearning the art of slaughter

Relearning the art of slaughter

Throughout the nearly year-long Banderastan War, the never-to-be-sufficiently-damned whorenalists of the Western propaganda machine have endlessly hyped up Ukrainian “victories” and “offensives”, to the point of sheer absurdity. They have...
Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

News came through yesterday that the Fake President will now send M3 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles to the Banderites in the 404th UkReich. I have to admit, I greeted the news with considerable amusement, because it is difficult to think of a better way for the...
MAD games with crazy people

MAD games with crazy people

The doctrine of mutual assured destruction, or MAD for short, has often been referred to in very derogatory terms as something you would literally have to be crazy to believe in. (I have also seen the “M” term in the acronym as “massive”...