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Friday T&A: Lodz to Tell Edition

Friday T&A: Lodz to Tell Edition

As crazy weeks go, this one definitely ranks right up near the top of the Loony List. It started with yet another Kung Flu-related lockdown here in PommieBastardLande. Never mind that the !!SCIENCE!!!!11!!! doesn’t actually support the notion that lockdowns...
Friday T&A: First and Foremost Edition

Friday T&A: First and Foremost Edition

It’s rare to have New Year’s Day fall on a Friday, but that just gives us a good excuse to post up pictures of a hot girl. And that is kind of the point. Butt, before we get to the fun(bags), let us assk ourselves: what did we achieve in 2020? For most of...
The Best of Friday T&A 2020

The Best of Friday T&A 2020

As we all know, everyone comes by here for the great writing, brotherly advice, and brilliant insights. But y’all actually stick around for the hot girls that come along twice a week – once on Monday and once on Friday. The Monday thots are usually a...
Friday T&A: Late Round Edition

Friday T&A: Late Round Edition

Howdy, lads, I hope you enjoyed your Christmas celebrations, wherever you are right now. Hopefully you were able to spend time with loved ones and family this year – which, thanks to endless Coof-related government stupidity, has not been possible for a lot of...
Friday T&A: Miller Lite Edition

Friday T&A: Miller Lite Edition

The days are short and cold, the nights are long and even colder, and the final two weeks of the year are upon us. And what a year from Hell it has been, overall. I consider this to be the toughest year in living memory – and considering what I went through in...
Friday T&A: Double C Edition

Friday T&A: Double C Edition

What a week it’s been. Just when you thought that American politics couldn’t get any more crazy, Texas and 20 other states (at this counting) either are involved with, or in support of, a lawsuit against four swing states that saw massive voter fraud in...
Friday T&A: Uptown Girl Edition

Friday T&A: Uptown Girl Edition

It’s been a busy, and rather interesting, week full of surprises. As I noted in yesterday’s post, the God-Emperor’s epic speech has made very clear that he has absolutely no intention of backing down. He has taken his case straight to the American...
Friday T&A: Polska Polka Edition

Friday T&A: Polska Polka Edition

It’s the day after Turkey Day, and no doubt many of you are groaning with indigestion delight over the culinary specials that your girlfriends, wives, and/or mothers cooked up for you last night. Or at least, that is the case if you live in a relatively free and...
Friday T&A: Morale Booster Edition

Friday T&A: Morale Booster Edition

Hell of a week, eh boys? (And girls. Never let it be said that Didact is sexist. Well, OK, I AM, but in the best way possible – I praise beautiful and good women, and shame fat and nasty ones.) Doesn’t look like things are going to improve anytime soon,...
Friday T&A: Moscow Never Sleeps Edition

Friday T&A: Moscow Never Sleeps Edition

Well, here we are, at the end of another week, and just a few days away from TEH MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST ELECTIONS EVARRRR!!! Yeah, I know that looks and sounds retarded. I can only do a very dumb impersonation of a young kid, because a) I’m ancient, and b) I hate...