“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Warpigs… literally

If this is the best that the Kazakhstani military has to offer as a recruiting incentive, then I seriously doubt that they’ll ever pose any kind of threat to the other former Soviet bloc states in their immediate vicinity: Military officials in Kazakhstan...

Raggy! Relp!!!

Did you ever notice how awesome Daphne’s tits were as a kid? The SJWs appear to be very, very unhappy at the massive inroads made by the Sad Puppies campaign to hold science fiction to a higher standard: The Hugo Awards have been at the centre of a furore after...

Go to hell, you stupid dingbat

Which is why you don’t waste time arguing with them- you simply destroy them and move on I know I’ve been banging on about Top Gear for a while now, but I just couldn’t help reacting when I saw that Jeremy Clarkson had been fired from the show...

Curie-Hultgreen Syndrome comes to Formula 1

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Lord here we go…: Bernie Ecclestone is considering a women’s Formula One championship to give fans extra value for money during grand prix weekends.  Ecclestone, the sport’s chief executive, floated the idea at a meeting...

Crapping on CrossFit (again)

The CrossFit Craze continues to provide LOTS of material for the rest of us to laugh at: Honestly the only part of that video that wasn’t hilariously funny was the bit where the weightlifter failed to put up that Atlas stone. That wasn’t funny at all- I...

The consequences of homogamy

Well… he DOES have a point… I certainly don’t mind admitting that I enjoy seeing stupid ideas destroyed when they run head-first into the unyielding wall of reality, formed as it is from the bricks of logic and the mortar of evidence. It is worth...

That’s not gone well…

This is NOT how I thought the greatest television show ever conceived by human intelligence would end: Jeremy Clarkson faces arrest today after the BBC sacked him for punching a Top Gear producer in the face with such force he had to go to A&E.  The...

How’s about a bet?

Anyone want to take a punt as to the ethnicity and race of the perpetrators of a recent shooting at a pub in Sweden? At least two people were killed and eight injured during a shooting at pub in Sweden last night.  Automatic weapons are believed to have been used...

There are no shortcuts

Return of Kings recently featured a sponsored post by none other than Mr. Six Pack Shortcuts himself, Mike Chang. It makes for interesting reading, to say the least- though not perhaps in the way you might think at first: I’ve been a daily reader of Return Of Kings...

At least she’s a cheap date

Apparently, Faceborg COO and irritatingly smug feminist Sheryl Sandberg thinks that a man can get laid like tile as long as he actually sweeps the tiles: If we are to believe one of the world’s wealthiest feminists, the route to a man getting a rich and...