“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Crazy, but never stupid

Antidem wrote up a truly great post recently about the wisdom that he has gleaned from a rather unusual friend of his. It is a long write-up, but worth every last word. His friend, “Psycho Dish”, has some excellent pearls to cast before us poor swine:...

Stupidity, thy name is “football”

Not American football, mind you- though I readily admit, I don’t see the point of gridiron myself: I will certainly concede that I cannot for the life of me understand American sports such as basketball, baseball, or gridiron. I don’t mind ice hockey...

Allah is TOTALLY down with teh gheyness

The religion of “peace” practicing its well-known tolerance toward a man suspected of being gay It turns out that we were all completely wrong about the religion of “peace” and its specific policy toward homosexuals. Or at least, so a gay...

Beer rhymes with…

I know I’m going to piss off something like 98% of all Americans by posting this, but… well, I just don’t much like beer. Unless it’s a really good India Pale Ale. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook...

Guns are the great equaliser

It’s crucial to remember that, no matter how many black belts you have, no matter how skilled you are at street-fighting, no matter how well you can prepare yourself, a bullet to the head is still a bullet to the head: It’s a sad day for Brazilian...

Oh, so that’s how you do it

I’d always wondered what the proper form was for belly back-flopping in to a pool… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in...

That’s one way to get people’s attention

I have to admit, the man does have a point about the whole “thou shalt not eat pork” thing… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on...

President Kinnex-Man

Judging by the contents of this video, Barack Obarmy desperately needs to be introduced to the Iron God by way of being hit over the head with a barbell: When I first saw that, I damn near caused an incident, I was laughing so hard. I mean, the most powerful man in...

Don’t fall for the Dubai story

For me, “home” is basically wherever my parents have made their home. Last year, when they moved back from Singapore to the old country, my method of getting home changed too. If you want to get to my country of origin, there are direct flights available-...

The worst song ever released

Here’s a simple question for you. What’s the single worst song you’ve ever heard? I mean, EVER? There are quite a few worthy candidates. The Hamster Dance, for instance, is a perennial favourite for the title of “Worst Song Ever”. Then...