“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Operation Linebacker III

by | Jan 20, 2017 | Uncategorized

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Attagirl

by | Jan 9, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Chaps, remember how, back in late November, there was a really rather fetching young woman who promised to blow any man who voted “No” in Italy’s constitutional reform referendum? Which then won in a landslide and forced Prime Minister Matteo Renzi...

The joys of saltmining

by | Jan 4, 2017 | Uncategorized

Paul Joseph Watson spent 2016 very productively doing what he does best- destroying SJWs with a combination of memes, humour, sarcasm, and logic: PJW for the God-Emperor’s Press Secretary, anyone? After all, MILO is going to be busy writing his new book and...

Ready the harpoons, boys!

by | Jan 3, 2017 | Uncategorized

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...

Women in and out of the West

by | Jan 3, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Dating Beyond Borders is a site I came across while randomly surfing videos on YouTube, which is all about… actually, I have no idea exactly what, but apparently it has something to do with teaching men and women how to date across cultures and...

It can’t be that hard to figure out

by | Jan 2, 2017 | Uncategorized

A bloke named Sebastian Shakespeare, who writes for the Daily Mail, is having a bit of trouble with a basic fact of reality: How does Jeremy Clarkson do it? Looking bleary-eyed and clad in an open-necked shirt that did little to disguise his middleaged paunch, the...

FailBot fails again

by | Dec 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

So much for the notion that the Electoral College could be manipulated into denying the rightful Ascension of the God-Emperor, Trump-Muad’dib. It is all over now, and Donald J. Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America: Donald Trump...

Banned?!?!?

by | Dec 15, 2016 | Uncategorized

For some reason all of these commercials were considered “too controversial” to air. I rather fail to understand why- the photocopier one, in particular, is a side-splitter: Sadly there are quite a few of these hysterical gut-busters that were not...