“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“The time for half-measures and talk is over”

by | Feb 2, 2017 | Uncategorized

Once again, the ever-so-caring and open-minded Left shows us their true colours when confronted with the prospect of a flamboyant gay conservative speaking his mind at UC Berkeley: Protesters tore down barricades, let off fireworks and set the campus ablaze during the...

So much winning I can’t even

by | Jan 31, 2017 | Uncategorized

My folks and I got an email from my sister this morning which contained an article arguing that the God-Emperor’s executive orders and actions to date represented some sort of preparations for a coup against the beloved American Republic… or some such...

Carpet-bomb Turtle Bay

by | Jan 27, 2017 | Uncategorized

I have to admit that, my deep-seated cynicism about American politics aside, the God-Emperor of Mankind has proven to be even more energetic and effective over the last few days than I had thought possible. The Mayor of Tampa has already bowed to Trump’s...

And the problem is…?

by | Jan 25, 2017 | Uncategorized

Leftists of an overly literal nature are advised to lookup the definition of “satire” before proceeding. I’ve got a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary handy if you want to borrow it. Just kindly return it in the state you found it- I do NOT want...

The Feast of the Emperor’s Ascension

by | Jan 20, 2017 | Uncategorized

The long-awaited day has dawned, brothers. Today, Donald J. Trump became the 45th President of the United States of America. There was a time when I thought that I would never, ever hear those words. The very idea that this fleshy, coarse, bouffant-haired,...

Operation Linebacker III

by | Jan 20, 2017 | Uncategorized

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Attagirl

by | Jan 9, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Chaps, remember how, back in late November, there was a really rather fetching young woman who promised to blow any man who voted “No” in Italy’s constitutional reform referendum? Which then won in a landslide and forced Prime Minister Matteo Renzi...

The joys of saltmining

by | Jan 4, 2017 | Uncategorized

Paul Joseph Watson spent 2016 very productively doing what he does best- destroying SJWs with a combination of memes, humour, sarcasm, and logic: PJW for the God-Emperor’s Press Secretary, anyone? After all, MILO is going to be busy writing his new book and...