“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

So much winning I can’t even

My folks and I got an email from my sister this morning which contained an article arguing that the God-Emperor’s executive orders and actions to date represented some sort of preparations for a coup against the beloved American Republic… or some such...

Carpet-bomb Turtle Bay

I have to admit that, my deep-seated cynicism about American politics aside, the God-Emperor of Mankind has proven to be even more energetic and effective over the last few days than I had thought possible. The Mayor of Tampa has already bowed to Trump’s...

And the problem is…?

Leftists of an overly literal nature are advised to lookup the definition of “satire” before proceeding. I’ve got a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary handy if you want to borrow it. Just kindly return it in the state you found it- I do NOT want...

The Feast of the Emperor’s Ascension

The long-awaited day has dawned, brothers. Today, Donald J. Trump became the 45th President of the United States of America. There was a time when I thought that I would never, ever hear those words. The very idea that this fleshy, coarse, bouffant-haired,...

Operation Linebacker III

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Attagirl

Chaps, remember how, back in late November, there was a really rather fetching young woman who promised to blow any man who voted “No” in Italy’s constitutional reform referendum? Which then won in a landslide and forced Prime Minister Matteo Renzi...

The joys of saltmining

Paul Joseph Watson spent 2016 very productively doing what he does best- destroying SJWs with a combination of memes, humour, sarcasm, and logic: PJW for the God-Emperor’s Press Secretary, anyone? After all, MILO is going to be busy writing his new book and...

Ready the harpoons, boys!

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...

Women in and out of the West

Dating Beyond Borders is a site I came across while randomly surfing videos on YouTube, which is all about… actually, I have no idea exactly what, but apparently it has something to do with teaching men and women how to date across cultures and...