“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Ready the harpoons, boys!

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...

Women in and out of the West

Dating Beyond Borders is a site I came across while randomly surfing videos on YouTube, which is all about… actually, I have no idea exactly what, but apparently it has something to do with teaching men and women how to date across cultures and...

It can’t be that hard to figure out

A bloke named Sebastian Shakespeare, who writes for the Daily Mail, is having a bit of trouble with a basic fact of reality: How does Jeremy Clarkson do it? Looking bleary-eyed and clad in an open-necked shirt that did little to disguise his middleaged paunch, the...

FailBot fails again

So much for the notion that the Electoral College could be manipulated into denying the rightful Ascension of the God-Emperor, Trump-Muad’dib. It is all over now, and Donald J. Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America: Donald Trump...

Banned?!?!?

For some reason all of these commercials were considered “too controversial” to air. I rather fail to understand why- the photocopier one, in particular, is a side-splitter: Sadly there are quite a few of these hysterical gut-busters that were not...

United Abominations

It isn’t very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely...

The price of female freedom

The New York Times The Carlos Slim Blog Pravda published what they call an “op-doc”, which I suppose is Millennial hipster talk for “first-person documentary”, a few years back featuring a 35-year-old single Argentinian Jewess and...

Watch the losers run to their safe spaces

The latest season of my favourite family TV show, Last Man Standing, is currently running. (Hard to believe that it’s been going strong for six years- and is getting better with every passing year.) In one of the newest episodes, the show’s central...

A useful incentive

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...