“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

United Abominations

It isn’t very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely...

The price of female freedom

The New York Times The Carlos Slim Blog Pravda published what they call an “op-doc”, which I suppose is Millennial hipster talk for “first-person documentary”, a few years back featuring a 35-year-old single Argentinian Jewess and...

Watch the losers run to their safe spaces

The latest season of my favourite family TV show, Last Man Standing, is currently running. (Hard to believe that it’s been going strong for six years- and is getting better with every passing year.) In one of the newest episodes, the show’s central...

A useful incentive

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...

Liberal tears

Lord Almighty, Your infinite grace and charity was revealed to us on the night of November the 8th, when, in answer to our prayers, You showed us exactly whose side You are on. We know now, O Lord our God, that You have not abandoned America and Western...

The correct way to thank the Almighty

LTC Tom Kratman came through with his promised update to his original Thanksgiving prayer from 2004, and… well, it’s perfect: Dear Lord, as You know, for the last eight years I’ve tried to update this special prayer for this special day to account for...

It’s not a question?

Now this is how you make a funny-as-hell political attack ad: Classic. I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. They actually have a couple of these- there’s one from about three weeks back which is also very funny: As I may have mentioned, I am very...

Trollary

In my last post on the Hilldebeast, I pointed out that there is an image floating around teh InterWebz that takes the Bitch’s stupidity to its logical conclusion. As troll jobs go, it was a damned good one. In the comments I got a request from Laguna Beach Fogey...