“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Mum’s Army

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing his arse off: (h/t Vox Day @ Alpha Game) Before anyone says anything, I suspect it’s a likely troll job. If so, it’s a damn good one. Problem is, I can just see the Bitch being willing to do something...

That puckering feeling in the rectum…

That’s the feeling that the Hilldebeast is undoubtedly experiencing right now- because the polls, which have been all over the place during this election cycle, are now tightening, and that spells very big trouble for the Rottenmuncher: Donald Trump...

Guess the ethnicity, Philly Cheese Steak Edition

So it turns out that a young white girl, among others, was beaten up by a “flash mob” of assailants in Philadelphia. OK, well, tragic as that is, why is that news? After all, this seems to be happening every other day in America’s most...

DO. NOT. WANT.

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

Right, who can we offend next?

Hot on the heels of the most excellent “feminist death metal” video that he put together, Finntronaut has decided to do the world a great service and create a new video made in a similar vein about Islam. Oh, I suppose I should provide a “spew...

Friday T&A: Assume the position

FDAU- gents, you know what I mean. Brought to you this week by TheNug.com: Okay, technically Ale’s face is actually up in that first picture. But, come on, are you really going to argue the point? Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on...

Friday T&A: Wet T-shirt Edition

This week’s serving of fun(bags) is inspired by Dire Badger’s contribution to my last post on the subject. The rest of them are brought to you by your friends at TheChive.com. (You may have surmised by now that I have a certain “type”. You...

She does have a point

I woke up this morning to find this in my WhatsApp messages from that one slightly batty Russian woman with the big hands: Oh, I should have mentioned- maybe not completely safe for work, but I’d say it’s borderline. Honestly the only thing I...

The unquenchable thirst of Gammas

A lady with whom I’ve been having some interesting interactions on WhatsApp sent me this image, which she found quite funny, a few weeks back: I don’t think I have ever seen a more perfect encapsulation of how thirsty an emasculated man can look, and what...