“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The correct use for modern art galleries

Last year Paul Joseph Watson came up with one of his best videos that attempted to answer a simple question: why is modern art so… terrible? And here, about 15 months later, is the sequel: PJW is, of course, entirely correct to castigate modern art. There is...

“Vibrancy is our strength”

And if we keep repeating it to ourselves often and loudly and desperately enough, and make all the right-sounding noises, maybe, just maybe, we’ll begin to believe it!!! And we’ll defend the idea so desperately as to shout down and even potentially arrest...

The burn ointment is in aisle 4

From the mouths of babes, and all that: Obviously I am nowhere near the poet and rhetorician that, say, Heartiste is. So I’ll blatantly rip off borrow a page from his book and call that a truth-shiv plunged straight into the core of every young...

Still not tired

The opposition party in the liberal media scored a truly beautiful own-goal (again) when Rachel Maddow attempted to answer a question that almost nobody had ever asked: Instead of getting right to her big scoop about a 2005 Trump tax return she obtained, Maddow opened...

The Collapsing Tor-pire

It would appear that Castalia House has decided that a certain 6’3″ ex-Marine badass hasn’t been piled onto enough for the questionable quality of his writing: The Third Edition of The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction says: “If anyone...

We all know the appropriate response

Apparently a bunch of very silly female vegetarians (Lord, forgive us our redundancies) have gotten it into their heads that they need to teach those horrible, terrible, no good, very bad Cubans not to eat meat: The animal advocacy organization People for the...

They may not have thought this all the way through

Various Democrat Congresscritters appear to be looking into the possibility of impeaching the God-Emperor as a way to salve the extreme pain being caused by their still-gaping anal fissures: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers are openly questioning President...

Let it be war, then

Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon- but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here. — Attributed to Captain John Parker at Lexington Green, 1775It would appear that everybody’s favourite Dangerous Faggot, Milo Yiannopoulos, has landed...

“The time for half-measures and talk is over”

Once again, the ever-so-caring and open-minded Left shows us their true colours when confronted with the prospect of a flamboyant gay conservative speaking his mind at UC Berkeley: Protesters tore down barricades, let off fireworks and set the campus ablaze during the...