by Didact | Nov 19, 2019 | Uncategorized
I was on my way to the gym today when I saw the headlines concerning #FartGate, and promptly dissolved into helpless paroxysms of laughter: Democrats’ efforts to impeach President Donald Trump are going over with the public like a juicy, wet fart. Seriously. Such wind...
by Didact | Oct 22, 2019 | Uncategorized
To quote the immortal words of the great and wise philosopher Jeremius Clarksonius (c. 2006 AD), “I went on the internet, and I found this:” Gentlemen of South Asia, this is what happens when y’all live your whole lives without a proper understanding...
by Didact | Aug 15, 2019 | Uncategorized
I’m a bit late to this particular party, as usual, but it would appear that Chris Cuomo – brother of the current Governor of Noo Yoark, son of previous Governor Mario Cuomo, and currently working as an anchor at the Clown News Network – got a bit...
by Didact | May 25, 2019 | Uncategorized
The great philospoher and wise man Jeremy Clarkson has often stated, and written, that cyclists and bikers should simply work harder and buy a car. Judging by what bicycles have done to China – and Vietnam, and Indonesia, and the inner cities of London and New...
by Didact | May 22, 2019 | Uncategorized
All of that nonsense about “MUH RUSSIA!!!” really was a lot of hooey. And, by the way, if you really want to startle a beautiful Russian girl on a date, tell her that something is in fact a bunch of hooey. The reason for this is that...
by Didact | May 17, 2019 | Uncategorized
Just when you thought that the Daemoncrats couldn’t get any more ridiculous, here comes Hizzoner, Da Meiya: I watched what that Commie bastard de Blasio did to New York from 2014 to 2018. Four long years of watching homeless bums spring up like mushrooms all...
by Didact | May 11, 2019 | Uncategorized
So there I was, sitting in a restaurant the other night waiting for our order to arrive, watching a bit of cricket on the TV – they’re absolutely mad about that sport in this country. Now, cricket, in its proper Test form, is possibly the second...
by Didact | Apr 19, 2019 | Uncategorized
Does anybody remember an actress and model named Tia Carrere? You may remember her from films like Wayne’s World and the laughably silly action flick Showdown in Little Tokyo, which starred the tragically deceased Brandon Lee and the ridiculously...
by Didact | Mar 2, 2019 | Uncategorized
Tommy Robinson is not a name that I imagine is familiar to most readers who are not from Ye Olde Kingdome of Pommie Bastarde Lande. In Britbongland, though, he has gained quite a bit of notoriety as a “far right extremist” – whatever the hell that...
by Didact | Feb 23, 2019 | Uncategorized
Dating women can be, and often is, a minefield no matter where or how you go about it. Dating a psychologist, however, is like walking into a minefield blindfolded and carrying 100lbs worth of dead weight on your back. Why am I so down on dating women who happen to be...
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