“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Taking the class clowns to school

The more I see of the way that White House Adviser Stephen Miller handles a hostile and embarrassingly partisan lying press, the more I am impressed: Mr. Miller is certainly nobody’s idea of an epic badass. He’s balding, wiry, slightly sunken-chested,...

The saddest words a woman can utter

Gentlemen, what is the most depressing thing that you have ever heard a woman say? To be clear, I’m not talking about words that shock you with their profanity or vulgarity- such as when the town bike walks into the local watering hole and gives graphic and...

Phrasing – BOOM!

Hot off the heels of Mac’s most excellent stand for honesty and truth with respect to the relative stature of Serena Williams against the players on the ATP World Tour in tennis, here is a video showing what happens when men do play against women (even if...

Shorts

It’s been a while since I last did one of these collections of badthink, and since there is far more going on than I can be arsed to write about on any given day (as I do, in fact, have a job and a fairly busy life), I figured that this might be as good a time...

“And now I shall crush his spirit”

You know you’re watching something special when Roger Federer is performing at his peak on Centre Court at Wimbledon- and when he’s simply dicking with his opponents, as he does in these 17 spectacular rallies: Watching the Championships this year was...

Let us pray

Star of Bethlehem by Jon McNaughton Note: this is going to be one of those introspective posts that talks about faith and religion. For those not inclined to read such things, there are plenty of other posts here about beer and babes. Truth always reveals itself to...

Where’s my hammer?!

Courtesy of Vox Day, I came across something that indicates that there might just be some hope for the American yoof after all: That last line there caught my eye. Apparently some epic shitlord has actually crafted a T-shirt with that exact slogan on it. I just...

Saving Souls, Pt. 2: Resilience

A few days ago I wrote up a piece about how “waking up” can be incredibly painful yet liberating at the same time, and how accepting the truth can quite possibly save your life. As it turns out, Rollo Tomassi, who ultimately inspired that bit of commentary...

Indomitus

“Bloody hell, he’s done it again. He’s made the impossible seem trivial.” That was something along the lines of my thought process when I saw the final scoreline of the gentlemen’s singles championship match at Wimbledon on Sunday. Roger...