“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Thoughts on tradthots

A few weeks ago an article by our friend Matt Forney was published over on Return of Kings taking to task a number of women who have “seen the light” and become proud “traditionalists”. The essential point that he made is that the Hard Right...

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Some advice never gets old

Seeing as it’s Boxing Day here- though it is still Christmas back in the good ol’ US of A- I figure that this might not be a bad time to dish out some old-fashioned dating advice to ladies of my age and younger who are stuck wondering where all the good...

What a woman

The wife of the God-Emperor certainly knows how to get into the festive spirit for Christmas: It was all about family this Christmas for the Trumps, who gathered at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach to celebrate the holiday. President Trump was spotted smiling while posing for...

The monsters in the closet

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...

This is exactly how it is

The clever folks over at Caveman Circus have put together a few handy memes showing what it is like being an introvert in a highly extroverted society, and I have to say, they are uncannily accurate: The thing to remember about introverts is that we are not, for...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

Best. Idea. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen Shitlords and Gun-Bunnies: Even in today’s terribly divided political climate, I think we who are of the West can agree on a few basic things: Driving while drinking alcohol is BAD for you and everyone else; However, driving while...

One MEEEEELLION!!!

Wa-hey, this pokey little blog of mine just broke the 1-million view mark today. Now, admittedly, by the standards of most real blogs, that isn’t particularly impressive. There are plenty of websites out there that get a million views in one year....

There goes Captain Slow

Apparently, James May was at some point the one and only remaining hope that THE GRAND TOUR- also known as the funniest damn TV show of all time- has of completing its run given that the Orangutan and the Hamster were out of commission: Oh dear. As the lads like to...