“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The monsters in the closet

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...

This is exactly how it is

The clever folks over at Caveman Circus have put together a few handy memes showing what it is like being an introvert in a highly extroverted society, and I have to say, they are uncannily accurate: The thing to remember about introverts is that we are not, for...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

Best. Idea. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen Shitlords and Gun-Bunnies: Even in today’s terribly divided political climate, I think we who are of the West can agree on a few basic things: Driving while drinking alcohol is BAD for you and everyone else; However, driving while...

One MEEEEELLION!!!

Wa-hey, this pokey little blog of mine just broke the 1-million view mark today. Now, admittedly, by the standards of most real blogs, that isn’t particularly impressive. There are plenty of websites out there that get a million views in one year....

There goes Captain Slow

Apparently, James May was at some point the one and only remaining hope that THE GRAND TOUR- also known as the funniest damn TV show of all time- has of completing its run given that the Orangutan and the Hamster were out of commission: Oh dear. As the lads like to...

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

The ageing process explained

Looking through one of my posts from last year about the stupidity of the “Captain Save-A-Ho” strategy, I was reminded of the rock-solid truth embedded within the Manosphere axiom: Men age like fine wine, women age like milk. For those of you who are new...

Lost but not forgotten

Very few comedians, alive or dead, could claim to be truly versatile. Some comedians are known for having a particularly dry wit or excellent turn of phrase, but are not skilled at physical comedy. Some physical comedians are hilarious because of their...

Primal Scream Therapy

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...