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Friday T&A: Double C Edition

Friday T&A: Double C Edition

What a week it’s been. Just when you thought that American politics couldn’t get any more crazy, Texas and 20 other states (at this counting) either are involved with, or in support of, a lawsuit against four swing states that saw massive voter fraud in...
Friday T&A: Uptown Girl Edition

Friday T&A: Uptown Girl Edition

It’s been a busy, and rather interesting, week full of surprises. As I noted in yesterday’s post, the God-Emperor’s epic speech has made very clear that he has absolutely no intention of backing down. He has taken his case straight to the American...
Friday T&A: Polska Polka Edition

Friday T&A: Polska Polka Edition

It’s the day after Turkey Day, and no doubt many of you are groaning with indigestion delight over the culinary specials that your girlfriends, wives, and/or mothers cooked up for you last night. Or at least, that is the case if you live in a relatively free and...
Friday T&A: Strong Islands Edition

Friday T&A: Strong Islands Edition

Gentlemen, I’m not going to bullshit you: things are looking bleak on the electoral front for His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name,...
Friday T&A: Morale Booster Edition

Friday T&A: Morale Booster Edition

Hell of a week, eh boys? (And girls. Never let it be said that Didact is sexist. Well, OK, I AM, but in the best way possible – I praise beautiful and good women, and shame fat and nasty ones.) Doesn’t look like things are going to improve anytime soon,...
Friday T&A: Moscow Never Sleeps Edition

Friday T&A: Moscow Never Sleeps Edition

Well, here we are, at the end of another week, and just a few days away from TEH MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST ELECTIONS EVARRRR!!! Yeah, I know that looks and sounds retarded. I can only do a very dumb impersonation of a young kid, because a) I’m ancient, and b) I hate...
Friday T&A: Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Edition

Friday T&A: Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Edition

The last few days have certainly flown by at fairly astonishing speed. The days are getting shorter, and as the fateful Day of Indecision draws near in the USA, crazier as well. This is unavoidable to a certain extent. Politics in general makes people go nuts, and...
Friday T&A: The Jacksonians Edition

Friday T&A: The Jacksonians Edition

Another week has passed us by, and it has evidently been both an eventful and productive one. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion...
Friday T&A: Berlin Wall Edition

Friday T&A: Berlin Wall Edition

It’s been a very strange week, in a year that so far has been quite packed with them. For starters, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His...
Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

Friday T&A: The Savage Time Edition

It’s been a pretty busy week for me and it doesn’t look like things are going to be any less busy anytime soon, so I’ll make this one relatively short. I’ll start with a question to all of you: Boys, did you ever get the feeling that someone...