“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Creepy Porn Lawyer is creepy

Even the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, might just be getting a little tired of all of his #WINNING!!!!!! by now – though I wouldn’t bet on it: UPDATE – I forgot to include this one: #BasedTucker. I don’t know what happened...

Extreme ownership will put hair on your eyeballs

Former Navy SEAL Jocko Willink’s video for Prager U may be the most manly motivational speech that you have heard since President Trump’s inaugural address in 2017: The comments to that video are just pure gold. It is impossible not to feel inspired...

Electile dysfunction

All of that nonsense about “MUH RUSSIA!!!” really was a lot of hooey. And, by the way, if you really want to startle a beautiful Russian girl on a date, tell her that something is in fact a bunch of hooey. The reason for this is that...

Maximal suckage

The final episode of Game of Thrones was, if anything, even more of a disaster than any of us could have imagined: A quick recap: Daenerys took her turn to tyranny to its natural conclusion, announcing a world-wide campaign against, well, tyranny. Tyrion mourned...

Monday morning freedomboner

OFMIM. Could be worse, I suppose – I might not be around to help the horrors of this day go away with my epic-linkage-and-babes posts every week, after all. So let’s get started with the very necessary process of getting through this crap-sundae of a day...

Game of groans

The last and final (please God!) season of everyone’s favourite excuse to talk about porn at work, airing weekly on HBO throughout early summer almost every year for the past 9, is so bad, even its own cast cannot muster anything good to say about it: I have...

Make the rubble bounce

Those of you who follow our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) know full well about his extensive writings on the subject of SJW infiltration into various institutions. One of those institutions that appears to have been quite thoroughly infiltrated is...

Friday T&A: London Calling Edition

Here we are at another Friday, and here in the old country, it is time for some serious electile dysfunction. For those of you who have had to sit through the circus that the Daemoncrats have been putting on for the past 4 (!!!!!) years, and counting, you will...

“We’re gonna need a bigger clown car”

Just when you thought that the Daemoncrats couldn’t get any more ridiculous, here comes Hizzoner, Da Meiya: I watched what that Commie bastard de Blasio did to New York from 2014 to 2018. Four long years of watching homeless bums spring up like mushrooms all...

Domain Query: Reactor scrag inevitable

Post Alley Crackpot – that’s a wicked name, by the way!!! – left a long and very erudite comment on my recent post concerning the “996 ethic” that Chinese businesses “encourage” (read: force upon) their employees to follow:...