“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Anti-Gretard

I was perusing the Russian corners of teh innarwebz – OK, fine, admittedly I read the Russian news websites in English, просто потому что я могу говорить и понимать русский язык очень плохо и медленно – when I came across an article in RT extolling the...

Monday morning catching crabs

It’s Monday again. Bugger this for a bag of crisps. Nonetheless, I think it’s going to be a good week. The weather is definitely getting warmer, the God-Emperor continues with his epic WINNING!!!, and the hordes of daemons who infest this world tremble in...

Mini-Mikey and Mistress Elizabeth

I had planned to use this clip from #BasedTucker in the next Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, but it was simply too brilliant and too funny to keep waiting. This is Tucker Carlson in rare form: OK, first things first, to all of my red-blooded male audience: Can...

The great unwinding

Some of you grew up during the Great Recession. Others were fully grown adults when it started. I was one of the latter. I watched the collapse Bear Stearns, AIG, Countrywide Financial, and eventually Lehman Bros. as it happened – because I was working in an...

The meat-grindr

Just when you think that the globohomo types can’t get any weirder, this happens: At least 50 Indian business executives based in New Delhi were tricked into an elaborate extortion set-up, ‘honey trapped’ on LGBT dating app Grindr and then blackmailed with...

The boys are coming home

Via Breitbart and the New York Post, we have news, at long last, that indicates that America’s fighting men are finally coming home from the Rockpile: The US has reached what an official called “a reduction of violence agreement” with the Taliban that could lead...

Monday morning Presidential parade

Bloody hell, it’s Monday again. Can we please just skip it today? Unfortunately, the answer to that is, of course, NO. So, as always, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant is ‘ere to make it better by presenting, yet again, the Great Mondaydact...

Too much vodka

That is what I am assuming was the motivation behind this highly psychedelic old-school Russian cartoon: I can’t really add too much to that, other than to say: Contra whatever Sting might think, the Russians do, in fact, love their children too. Share...

From skull-cups to Scandicucks

Y’know, there was a time when Viking reavers from what we now think of as Sweden, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, and even as far east as Finland, were considered to be the terror and bane of Christendom. The men who boarded Viking longships with dragon-heads for...

Detroit or Dubai

Of late I have been wondering, for a variety of reasons, what most Western countries would look like if the regressive Left actually gets its way. To my mind, there are two, maybe three likely possibilities. First we must understand exactly what it is that the Left...