“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning in Paris

As Mondays go, this one is definitely a pretty good one – especially in light of all of the epic WINNING!!! from last week. And, as I noted a few days ago, boy howdy was there a lot of that. Back when Donald Trump proclaimed, with his typical...

The rage of the storm

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, simply keeps WINNING!!! at a truly breathtaking pace. And there is a very good reason for that:...

The WINNING will continue until their morale breaks

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has had a VERY good 48 hours. First came his State of the Union address, which was a true thing...

Grandfather Nurgle, have mercy

“Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts! Boils, bogeys, rot and pus! Blisters, fevers, weeping sores! From your wounds the fester pours.” — Chant sung by Plaguebearer Daemons during battle Hot on the heels of Corona-chan’s highly successful...

The turducken plane

I got a couple of different messages about the latest episode of the flying disaster-reality show that is the F-35 Joint Strike Flying Piano from my readers, so I figured I might as well write something about it (again). And the latest news about the F-35 isn’t...

Monday morning F*** OFFs

Normally, Mondays are absolutely bloody MISERABLE. Not this one. This is the first Monday since the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland FINALLY left the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed European Union. Technically they are still bound by EU law...

The dangers of an edifice complex

Trawling through teh BoobToobz on a Saturday evening is usually a dreary experience, but sometimes you do come across a gem or two that makes the effort worthwhile. One of these popped into my feed, thanks to the YouTube algorithms that evidently have noticed that I...

The face of the enemy

Jason from the Blue Collar boys is delighted to see the Clown News Network finally being honest about what a bunch of arrogant dipshits they are: In case you’re wondering about the NPR interview that Jason references at the beginning of the video, that...

Tell us again how you f***ing love science

Being in my mid-thirties, and therefore a legitimate, card-carrying member of Ye Olde Phartes Clubbe – I have the hip and knee pains to prove it – provides a certain perspective on life that the younger and, shall we say, less world-weary among you...

The Euzis didn’t do the maths

The gay diversity-hire Prime Minister of Ireland – called the taoiseach, which apparently is pronounced “tea-sack”, which opens one up to all sorts of hysterical puns due to the fact that the current one is gayer than springtime – has tried to...