“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Baby got bass Edition

by | Jul 29, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I dunno about y’all, but I’ve never quite been into fishing. It’s not just that I dislike the smell of fish (though I do). It’s just that I’ve never really understood the point of waking up at like 4am on a cold day to go to the nearest...

Grass-fed shitlordery

by | Jul 29, 2017 | Uncategorized

In the spirit of fair and balanced treatment of vegans: Yep. That’s how it’s done. Again, I’ll be the first to defend “cool” vegans who aren’t complete dicks about their fussy eating habits. I have the great good fortune to be good...

“And now I shall crush his spirit”

by | Jul 28, 2017 | Uncategorized

You know you’re watching something special when Roger Federer is performing at his peak on Centre Court at Wimbledon- and when he’s simply dicking with his opponents, as he does in these 17 spectacular rallies: Watching the Championships this year was...

“Hey, I told you that I’m a vegan, right?!?”

by | Jul 27, 2017 | Uncategorized

Back during the earlier seasons, House, M.D. was really, really funny at times, particularly during the scenes when Hugh Laurie’s famously misanthropic doctor had to deal with patients at his hospital’s free walk-in clinic. There was a rather good set...

Let us pray

by | Jul 26, 2017 | Christianity, Uncategorized

Star of Bethlehem by Jon McNaughton Note: this is going to be one of those introspective posts that talks about faith and religion. For those not inclined to read such things, there are plenty of other posts here about beer and babes. Truth always reveals itself to...

The ones you love to hate

by | Jul 24, 2017 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

Every disciple of the steel has a pet peeve about the asshats that populate the shrine of the Lord of Iron, our God. If you have ever lifted hard and heavy, then you will recognise these stereotypes immediately: Not, I admit, the best of videos on the subject- Brother...

The crossover we need

by | Jul 24, 2017 | Uncategorized

What happens when the funniest TV show spoof about spies runs headfirst in to the best comical take on spy movies in recent memory? Well… this: I have to say, I’m really looking forward to the new Kingsman film. The first one completely blew past...

To the Unknown Goddess by Rudyard Kipling

by | Jul 23, 2017 | Kipling, Uncategorized

Will you conquer my heart with your beauty; my soul going out from afar? Shall I fall to your hand as a victim of crafty and cautions shikar? Have I met you and passed you already, unknowing, unthinking and blind? Shall I meet you next session at Simla, O sweetest and...

Where’s my hammer?!

by | Jul 22, 2017 | Uncategorized

Courtesy of Vox Day, I came across something that indicates that there might just be some hope for the American yoof after all: That last line there caught my eye. Apparently some epic shitlord has actually crafted a T-shirt with that exact slogan on it. I just...