“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Taking the class clowns to school

The more I see of the way that White House Adviser Stephen Miller handles a hostile and embarrassingly partisan lying press, the more I am impressed: Mr. Miller is certainly nobody’s idea of an epic badass. He’s balding, wiry, slightly sunken-chested,...

German-style realtalk

Apparently there was a bit of a kerfuffle recently concerning a (really rather well-spoken and eloquent) German teenager who goes by the account handle RageAfterStorm. (Yeah, I know- kids these days…) Her great and terrible thoughtcrime amounted to speaking...

Clutch

According to UrbanDictionary.com, the word “Clutch” can be defined as follows: To me, however, CLUTCH simply refers to one of the very best rock bands that you’ll ever see or hear. To wit: I saw these guys playing live several years ago, I...

Friday T&A: Desert rose Edition

Seeing as how it’s kind of hot and sunny outside these days- perfect weather for beer and babes, of course- and seeing as how it’s been almost three years since I was in Israel taking the trip of a lifetime, I figured it might be nice to grab a few...

The saddest words a woman can utter

Gentlemen, what is the most depressing thing that you have ever heard a woman say? To be clear, I’m not talking about words that shock you with their profanity or vulgarity- such as when the town bike walks into the local watering hole and gives graphic and...

Phrasing – BOOM!

Hot off the heels of Mac’s most excellent stand for honesty and truth with respect to the relative stature of Serena Williams against the players on the ATP World Tour in tennis, here is a video showing what happens when men do play against women (even if...

Hipster-beating, Russian granny style

Via Russia Behind The Headlines: To precisely nobody’s surprise, EVERYONE with even a shred of common sense hates hipsters! And Russian babushkas, having lived through some of the worst times possible under the Soviet Union and then the collapse of the...

Shorts

It’s been a while since I last did one of these collections of badthink, and since there is far more going on than I can be arsed to write about on any given day (as I do, in fact, have a job and a fairly busy life), I figured that this might be as good a time...