“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Chasing shadows in Banderastan

Chasing shadows in Banderastan

I really, really did not want to write anything more about the Gonzalo Lira situation. When he disappeared off the radar after his rather odd attempts to flee SBU custody and seek sanctuary in Hungary, I figured he had been caught and detained at the border by the...
If it glows yellow and blue…

If it glows yellow and blue…

I would imagine most people are not familiar with the recent drama surrounding one Gonzalo Lira. A few months ago, I wrote about his disappearance and asked people to pray for him, because it seemed like he had been arrested for, essentially, telling the truth. It is...
Primal instincts

Primal instincts

I realise I am YEARS late to the subject, but if you have not watched the animated series, Primal, then I would say you are missing out. Genndy Tartakovsky’s animation and storytelling styles are perhaps not for everyone, but I have always liked them. I grew up...
Nobody is laughing at the Russians now

Nobody is laughing at the Russians now

Boys, y’all remember The Big Bang Theory? That show with the absurd premise of a really hot girl that moves in across from a batshit crazy genius theoretical physicist with two PhDs, Sheldon Cooper, and his socially awkward (yet somehow unusually sexually...
Franchise: Unkillable

Franchise: Unkillable

If you have not yet seen Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part 1, or, as the cool kids call it, M:I7, I assure you, it is WELL worth the price of admission. I kicked my own ass to go watch the thing yesterday, despite quite horrid weather and a general sense...
A Lvov Boat spin-off appears imminent

A Lvov Boat spin-off appears imminent

Gentlemen, no doubt many of you remember last year’s most hilariously over-the-top White-trash-trailer-park soap opera, which I quite fittingly titled Lvov Boat. In case you need a season recap, please refer to this season guide. Essentially, the season –...
Fool’s gold

Fool’s gold

Drowned out by all the sturm und drang surrounding the clown show in Vilnius this week, came a headline from der lugenpresse that nonetheless has some very serious and profound implications for the Western world. Essentially, Western SANKSHUNS are forcing other...
Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

That picture you see above is actually a meme, and it comes from a now-viral picture out of the just-finished NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania. That was where Bellendsky the Pecker-Playing Puppet President of Banderastan showed up, looking (and probably smelling)...
All the right people hate it

All the right people hate it

Jim Caviezel is probably one of the most hated men in Hollyweird – and NOT because he is a bad actor, or a bad man. If he were, he would be celebrated up and down Clownipornia. In fact, he is the EXACT OPPOSITE of those things. He is a devout Christian who, in...
The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

I had originally intended to write this some 48 hours after the failed mutiny/coup/insurrection by Yevgeniy Prigozhin last Saturday, but then events started accelerating. It has been a very busy and interesting week, which has exposed a number of powerful dynamics at...