“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue!!!

A man so young that he apparently still needs to be told not to stick it in crazy, is clearly attempting to show that he has more money than brains by turning a ho into a housewife: Lindsay Lohan is to be engaged to be married.  The 29-year-old Mean Girls vet has...

Preach it, Novak

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...

This should be a good fight

Every straight male on Earth is going to want to get a good look at the title fight between Holly Holm and Miesha Tate on March 5th. And with very good reason: As for Holly Holm- it’s a matter of opinion, but I personally think she is actually a rather fetching...

That’s gonna give me nightmares

Uncle Bill reads a Hillary Clinton storybook. Horror ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

Black-knighting, level: Sh*tlord

When you really really need to troll someone good and hard, you will not be able to find a finer source of inspiration (or hairstyling tips) than Emperor Butt-Pirate himself: When I announced I was going to be writing on plus-size Barbie dolls, you no doubt expected...

Poor kid

To steal a quote from our good friend the Captain, “we don’t need to stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiking fathers!”: Spurred on by the profound regret of an older friend who’d searched high and low for the perfect father only to run out of time, I decided to...

Are they sponsored?

That is the real question that everyone should be asking of these Instagram “models”- who by the way nobody else has ever heard of- that are (apparently) raking in millions of dollars a year from their income making faces and looking hot in very tight...