“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

by | Aug 29, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Mat Best clearly gets it: As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough: And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps: You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving...

I don’t remember eating that…

by | Aug 27, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Paging Mr. Didact, the 90s called, they want their memes back… Our ever-helpful neighbourhood alt-Right gun-buddy (and, let it be noted, highly qualified gun safety instructor) Luke Stranahan recently had to show considerable intestinal fortitude in order...

I fail to see the problem

by | Aug 19, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Apparently some unhappy feminists are annoyed with a certain Michelle Jenneke- you may recall the name- who is becoming better known for her bouncing, uh, assets than she is for bouncing over hurdles: Michelle Jenneke has been eliminated from the Olympics...

No bikinis?!? What the hell?!!

by | Aug 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, gym idiots, Uncategorized

Wednesdays are leg day at the gym for me, which of course means approximately two hours spent doing squats and deadlifts in the crucible of will and steel that is the squat rack. Now, you would think that the worst thing about leg day is, well, the fact that it...

Feminists of Death Metal

by | Aug 4, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Has to be seen to be believed: Credit goes to Janet Bloomfield- and speaking of whom, happy (slightly belated) birthday, JB. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)...

Shorts

by | Jul 24, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s been a while since I did one of these, and I’m too lazy to write a full long post today (plus, it’s really freaking hot over here). So here is an assorted selection of moonbattery that has been going around over the past few days:...