“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The ageing process explained

Looking through one of my posts from last year about the stupidity of the “Captain Save-A-Ho” strategy, I was reminded of the rock-solid truth embedded within the Manosphere axiom: Men age like fine wine, women age like milk. For those of you who are new...

Point and laugh

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Friday T&A: Fitness Chick Edition

It’s that time of the week again, chaps. With Turkey Day right around the corner, and the chronic gastronomic overindulgence that comes with it, I thought it might be useful to remind the ladies out there what they could look like with a little devotion to good...

Friday T&A: Women in Uniform Edition

It’s that time of the week again, boys. And seeing how it is the day before Veterans’ Day, the day on which we recognise the sacrifices that America’s veterans have endured so that the rest of us may live in freedom and peace in what used to...

Friday T&A: Unknown celebrity Edition

It’s Friday again, lads- although right now, as I am currently on vacation, it’s Friday for me a hell of a lot earlier than it is for you, assuming you’re in the USA. Sadly, my vacation is drawing to an end; I fly back to the States on Saturday...

Friday T&A: Golf Balls Edition

Boys, I dunno about y’all, but I HATE golf. I find it to be tedious, pretentious, impossibly boring, and frankly totally ridiculous. The very idea of going to play a round of golf fills me with the sort of dread and loathing that I presume a fat chick...

Crazy cutaway

One of IRON MAIDEN’s greatest ever songs goes by the name of “Run to the Hills”. The chorus of this most amazingly excellent song produced by THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL- er, ahem, by this most esteemed band, goes as follows: Run to the hills, Run for...