“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Comedy gold

As if it were not obvious by now, we live in a very messed-up world. Sometimes it is worth reminding ourselves just how messed up it really is: Point and laugh, boys. There is so much to amuse oneself in there that it is difficult to know where to start. So...

Some advice never gets old

Seeing as it’s Boxing Day here- though it is still Christmas back in the good ol’ US of A- I figure that this might not be a bad time to dish out some old-fashioned dating advice to ladies of my age and younger who are stuck wondering where all the good...

What a woman

The wife of the God-Emperor certainly knows how to get into the festive spirit for Christmas: It was all about family this Christmas for the Trumps, who gathered at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach to celebrate the holiday. President Trump was spotted smiling while posing for...

I fail to see the problem

Christmas Eve is supposed to be about spending time with loved ones and preparing to celebrate the birth of the Saviour, and I am all in favour of that. Christmas itself is, after all, my single favourite day of the year. But, being a flawed and imperfect man as I am,...

Friday T&A: Snow Bunny Edition

Judging by the weekend weather forecast, it would seem that Frosty the Snowman wants to… uhh… sneeze all over the East Coast. (I think I just about snuck that one past the censors.) Since that is, unfortunately, inevitable- thanks, Al Gore, for...

Eight Buck Cuck

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

Friday T&A: Air Medellin Edition

Don’t you just love Fridays? This week’s edition of everyone’s absolute favourite part of this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble blog (+10 Stonehenges to the first reader who figures out that reference) is brought to you by the lovely...