“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Miss American Pie Edition

by | Apr 13, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

This week’s edition of bubbly bodacity comes via a news story that I saw on the usual gaystream media sites about a May-November relationship between Don McLean and his girlfriend. Now, normally I would not bother myself in the slightest about such things...

LTR material

by | Apr 11, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Tennessee college senior poses for a photo while wearing a “Women for Trump” T-shirt – and a gun in her belly band. Gaystream media and liberaltards proceed tocompletely lose their shit. Hilarity ensues. Now, I’m an old fart at this point...

Friday T&A: Butt Seriously Edition

by | Apr 7, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Don’t you just love Fridays? And I’m not saying that just because it gives Yer ‘Umble Servant an excuse to post gratuitous and blatantly exploitative tasteful and entertaining pictures of hawt chicks with lots of front (and rear). This...

Friday T&A: Holy Week Edition

by | Mar 31, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Today is Good Friday, and that makes it a special day indeed. Now, I know that Christ did say something about how one should not look even look at a woman with lust, because that means that one has already committed adultery. So this poses a serious theological...

Friday T&A: Global Warming Edition

by | Mar 24, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Easy there, lads, I haven’t taken a trip over to the loony side. Fat chance of that ever happening, especially now – if I so much as sneeze in a liberaltard’s direction these days, zhe starts screaming as if I deliberately set xher on fire....

Friday T&A: Redshift Rider Edition

by | Mar 16, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Well, the (working) week that Thou gavest us, Lord, is ended – and I have to say that, for me at least, it was a spectacularly unproductive one. At least, it was at work. The other stuff that I do during the week – you know, lifting heavy shit,...

Friday T&A: Doppelthoter edition

by | Feb 24, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I know we say this every week, but this week… seriously, thank God it’s Friday. It has been a long and in some ways quite brutal week, for both personal and professional reasons. But, once again, we come to everyone’s favourite part of the blog,...