“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

I fail to see the problem

by | Dec 24, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Christmas Eve is supposed to be about spending time with loved ones and preparing to celebrate the birth of the Saviour, and I am all in favour of that. Christmas itself is, after all, my single favourite day of the year. But, being a flawed and imperfect man as I am,...

Friday T&A: Snow Bunny Edition

by | Dec 9, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Judging by the weekend weather forecast, it would seem that Frosty the Snowman wants to… uhh… sneeze all over the East Coast. (I think I just about snuck that one past the censors.) Since that is, unfortunately, inevitable- thanks, Al Gore, for...

Eight Buck Cuck

by | Dec 8, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

Friday T&A: Air Medellin Edition

by | Dec 2, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Don’t you just love Fridays? This week’s edition of everyone’s absolute favourite part of this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble blog (+10 Stonehenges to the first reader who figures out that reference) is brought to you by the lovely...

The ageing process explained

by | Nov 22, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Looking through one of my posts from last year about the stupidity of the “Captain Save-A-Ho” strategy, I was reminded of the rock-solid truth embedded within the Manosphere axiom: Men age like fine wine, women age like milk. For those of you who are new...

Point and laugh

by | Nov 22, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

As pretty much everybody reading this knows by now, a Russian chap by the name of Ashot Gabrelyanov developed an Android app called MakeApp that allows the end-user that applies filters to photos of women (and men, of course) and uses some clever algorithmic...

Friday T&A: Fitness Chick Edition

by | Nov 18, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s that time of the week again, chaps. With Turkey Day right around the corner, and the chronic gastronomic overindulgence that comes with it, I thought it might be useful to remind the ladies out there what they could look like with a little devotion to good...