“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Unknown celebrity Edition

It’s Friday again, lads- although right now, as I am currently on vacation, it’s Friday for me a hell of a lot earlier than it is for you, assuming you’re in the USA. Sadly, my vacation is drawing to an end; I fly back to the States on Saturday...

Friday T&A: Golf Balls Edition

Boys, I dunno about y’all, but I HATE golf. I find it to be tedious, pretentious, impossibly boring, and frankly totally ridiculous. The very idea of going to play a round of golf fills me with the sort of dread and loathing that I presume a fat chick...

Crazy cutaway

One of IRON MAIDEN’s greatest ever songs goes by the name of “Run to the Hills”. The chorus of this most amazingly excellent song produced by THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL- er, ahem, by this most esteemed band, goes as follows: Run to the hills, Run for...

Friday T&A: Epic talent Edition

Gentlemen, yet another week has now drawn to a close, and once again it is time to indulge in our favourite pastimes- many of which involve either booze or babes, or (preferably) both. And one of my favourite pastimes is, of course, finding pictures of gorgeous...

Polarity

Our friendly neighbourhood MGTOW- who just reached 100K subscribers on Goolag’s YouTube- posted up a video recently pointing out that women need men when men simply decide to say, “screw it”, and ghost out of the dating and marriage marketplace:...

Friday T&A: Girls, guns, glory Edition

It is Friday once again, my friends. Andthis Friday is a special one for me, because my family will soon be reunited. I picked up my parents last night, and in a few hours we’ll be hitting the road for a nice leisurely road trip to go meet my sister. So I...

Friday T&A: Dallas via Kiev Edition

Last week’s post in this much-beloved series was inspired- if that’s the right word- by a bit of stupidity on the part of a few Instawhore models who decided to pose up a storm right as an actual storm was about to turn the Caribbean into (more of) a...

Friday T&A: Inopportune Selfie Edition

Back when Hurricane Irma was approaching the Caribbean and southern Gulf states- no, not those Gulf states, the American ones that actually believe in God and guns and proper civilisation- a few Instatarts decided that this would be the perfect opportunity...

Shut it, Bitch

Is anyone else completely fed up of the Hilldebeast’s ongoing self-pity party? I know I sure as hell am. As it turns out, even moderate liberaltards are getting tired of listening to the Bitch whine and moan about the fact that she lost to what almost everyone...

Friday T&A: Naturally gifted Edition

Chaps, I believe that I speak for all of us manly men of manliness when I say that girls with real curves are a LOT of fun. A brief note for the easily confused: I am not referring to fat hambeasts like Amy Schumer who think that being overweight is...