“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
It’s the day after Turkey Day, and no doubt many of you are groaning with indigestion delight over the culinary specials that your girlfriends, wives, and/or mothers cooked up for you last night. Or at least, that is the case if you live in a relatively free and...
Gentlemen, I’m not going to bullshit you: things are looking bleak on the electoral front for His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name,...
The past week has been full of twists, turns, and weirdness all around. The sheer scale and depth of the corruption of America’s Presidential election last week is rapidly becoming very clear. Once all of the dust from the investigations has settled, I think we...
Hell of a week, eh boys? (And girls. Never let it be said that Didact is sexist. Well, OK, I AM, but in the best way possible – I praise beautiful and good women, and shame fat and nasty ones.) Doesn’t look like things are going to improve anytime soon,...
Well, here we are, at the end of another week, and just a few days away from TEH MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST ELECTIONS EVARRRR!!! Yeah, I know that looks and sounds retarded. I can only do a very dumb impersonation of a young kid, because a) I’m ancient, and b) I hate...
The last few days have certainly flown by at fairly astonishing speed. The days are getting shorter, and as the fateful Day of Indecision draws near in the USA, crazier as well. This is unavoidable to a certain extent. Politics in general makes people go nuts, and...
Another week has passed us by, and it has evidently been both an eventful and productive one. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion...
It’s been a very strange week, in a year that so far has been quite packed with them. For starters, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His...
It’s been a pretty busy week for me and it doesn’t look like things are going to be any less busy anytime soon, so I’ll make this one relatively short. I’ll start with a question to all of you: Boys, did you ever get the feeling that someone...
I know I keep saying this, but it’s true – shit’s crazy and gettin’ crazier by the day. Now, our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), Voxemort the Merciless, has a quite plausible theory explaining why things have gone so batshit...
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