“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Models of Banderite conduct

Models of Banderite conduct

Y’all remember how Gen. George S. Patton once said that Americans love a winner, and will not tolerate a loser? Well, as Banderastan’s third army now finds itself being ground into bloody meat and charred bone in the slaughter-pens of the Donbass, we see a...
Friday T&A: De Facto the Matter Edition

Friday T&A: De Facto the Matter Edition

This past week has seen earthshaking changes, the likes of which only come along once or twice a century. I do not exaggerate when I state that we are witnessing the collapse and rise of entire empires before our eyes. That is the magnitude and import of the summit...
Monday morning Red Alerts

Monday morning Red Alerts

Well, I don’t necessarily feel that way, since my commute to work is all of about 10 feet – for extreme introverts like me, the Coof was a huge blessing in disguise, because it permanently shifted the world away from commuting to the office, and over to a...
Friday T&A: Firestarter Edition

Friday T&A: Firestarter Edition

Just a quick one from me today, lads, as it is late and I am absolutely knackered. Yesterday was leg day, and it was unusually difficult – I have no idea why, I finished up my course of antibiotics for what turned out to be a truly hideous case of strep throat...
The proper handling and storage of garden tools

The proper handling and storage of garden tools

For anyone who has been paying attention, the past decade has been a true disaster in the West for dating and marriage. Men complain good women are nigh-on impossible to find, and either quit the Sexual and Marriage Market Places altogether, or go abroad to Eastern...
Happy MAFF NERD day

Happy MAFF NERD day

March 14th of every year is, in theory, “Pi Day”. For the persnickety among us – yours truly VERY much included – it really should be celebrated at about 03:23:53 every March 14th, but I don’t think anyone is particularly interested in...
Monday morning bank runs

Monday morning bank runs

Ugh. Monday. Again. (By the way, fun fact – you remember the voice of Optimus Prime? Peter Cullen? He has also provided the voice for Eeyore, since 1988. Pretty amazing if you think about it.) And this Monday is particularly bad, because we just saw the failures...