“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

May the Farce be with you

May the Farce be with you

May the 4th came and went, and like most of you, I honestly could not be arsed to bother with it. There was a time, between the ages of 12 and about 27, when I was a rabid STAR WARS fan – I particularly loved the novels, and would read through them voraciously....
Monday morning Maydays

Monday morning Maydays

It really just does not matter how long the weekend is – Monday always comes along to pee in the punchbowl. If, like most of the world, May 1st is a holiday for you, then today isn’t so bad – but if you are in Amerikhastan, it isn’t one, as far...
The #BasedTuckering

The #BasedTuckering

Everyone knows by now about how Fox News fired #BasedTucker, because reasons. Precisely what those reasons are, is still a bit murky, because no one at Fox is letting on, but it is not difficult to draw some basic conclusions using open-source data and a modicum of...
Friday T&A: Borked Edition

Friday T&A: Borked Edition

Yes, I know, today is not actually Friday. A combination of a busy schedule and sheer laziness has severely cramped my writing this week, even though events have moved forward at an extremely fast pace. It can’t really be helped – as one of you pointed out...
The hated hegemon

The hated hegemon

Americans have a great many splendid qualities, as I have said many times. I regard my time in the US as a great gift, and am very grateful for the fact that the American people basically left me alone to pursue my own ends in comfort and security. America is –...
Monday morning Foxfiring

Monday morning Foxfiring

This post is way late, but that is probably not a bad thing today. That is because, late in the day (my time, anyway), I heard the news that sent shockwaves throughout the media and political spheres. FOX News, in an apparent attempt to commit hara-kiri, has fired...
Friday T&A: Weimar Wipeout Edition

Friday T&A: Weimar Wipeout Edition

Travelling through the West, as I have done repeatedly over the last few years, one gets a distinct sense that things are falling apart at increasingly high speed. You don’t need me to tell you this, of course – you can see it with your own two eyes....
Do not waste your time on the useless

Do not waste your time on the useless

Let us get one thing out of the way immediately: I am perfectly aware of the rich irony involved in telling people not to waste their time on useless things, when this very website specialises in helping people get through Mondays with a deluge of information, and...